Left jokes
I said, "Are you half left or half right?"
"Neither! In-between."
"What?! In between your mom's tits when you go to sleep with her at night?"
What do you call a green camel?
My parents left me.
Once at school, a teacher thought I was Russian. Why do you think that? I said. The teacher replied, because you're reading from Right to Left.
If your hairline was a river, it would meander left, right, and backwards.
The emo kid tried to give me a handshake. Sadly, I left him hanging.
What did Helen Keller's mother do to her when she was mad at her?
She left the plunger in the toilet, she put doorknobs on all the walls, and she rearranged the furniture.
You only put your user name under Daddyboy_01 because your dad left you, hahahah!
The mom and dad left the child because they were famous and rich, like rich monkeys.
I left my Avatar at home today.
There was a guy who got his whole left side shot off.
When he was at the hospital and he woke up, he asked the doctor if he was okay.
The doctor said, "You're all right now."
I left my boots on in the river, and I drowned.
Some jokes are best left not harassed by those who are offended by them.
For I have everyone's IP address.
According to unofficial sources, a new simplified income-tax form contains only four lines:
1. What was your income for the year?
2. What were your expenses?
3. How much have you left?
4. Send it in.
Person: My left ear is ringing.
Friend: Then answer it!
What’s Stephen Hawking’s favorite food?
His left shoulder.
lol they left.
Hi Alex, it's 2:00 Easter time. Freshfry is a scaredy-cat. He left when you left, lol.
I've heard stories of my mother. She was a teenager and left me in the blender, but luckily the power cut out, like at the orphanage.
9 months before I was born,
I went to a party with my dad and left with my mom.
Should we go to America for treatment?
We stayed in Essen and then left.