9 people walked into Bunnings Warehouse. 2 people bought plants. 3 people bought shovels. 1 person yelled. 3 people left Bunnings Warehouse. 1 person was me. I guess those three people are fired đââď¸đ¤Śââď¸
A man had moved to a new contry with his dog and with basic understanding of the language. One day he heard people talking about a place for dogs, so he took his dog there telling he wanted his dog to be groomed. The man behind the counter responded with "yes happy dog, come back in little hours" so the man left and came back a couple hours later when he asked about his dog he was given a box of jerky he found out "happy dog" was the name of the place where dogs become food.
*WARNING* THIS WILL NEVER GET OUT OF YOUR HEAD - READ IF YOU DARE.....
What came first? The chicken or the egg?
Which came first? The colour orange or the fruit?
Who taught the first ever teacher?
If you expect the unexpected, doesn't that make the unexpected expected?
If you describe something as 'indescribable', then haven't you already described it?
In the word 'scent', is the silent letter the 's' or the 'ce'?
Why do your lips touch when they say the word 'seperate', but don't touch when you say the word 'together'?
How many photos do you think you could be in the background of?
The guy who discovered cow milk, what was he doing with that cow?
Do regular dogs see police dogs and think, "Oh no, its a cop"?
Is it possible to cry underwater?
If two left handers have an argument, who is right?
I warned you!! You just didn't listen.... :O
A guy goes to Starbucks and asksâHey, if I can make you laugh I donât have to pay.âThe girl in the window says,âok.âThe guys says,âA little boy named Timmy lost his arms.âThe girl says,â oh no!âThe guy saysâand his dad left him when he was 4.âThe girl says âuhh yeah.â The guy saysâOk,I guess Iâll be paying thenâ The girl asksâOk,And what name will that be under?âThe guy saysâTimmy,Iâm Timmy.â
I am a racist and i put my milk before cereal...well, to be honest that was when i had milk, but one day my dad says he was going to get some...then he left. Now when i see a black guy, I yell "Thanks for picking the cotton to make my shirt"
my dad left for milk 4 hours ago, anyone know where he is
WHTA WAS STEPHEN HAWKINS LAST MEAL? HIS LEFT SHOULDER
Your dad left for the milk because of your Mcdonalds hairline
who left him hanging
Your dad left you bc he went for milk*1000,000 years later* her*dad come back *him*FBI open up
whats sephen hawkings favrout food hi left shoulder
whats stephen hawkings favrout robot him as his shoulder / wellchair
a man sees a girl crying and asks her whats wrong the girl replied everyone keeps making fun of me. you should tell your parents i replied back the girl started crying even more thats when i got confused and left the orphanage
hey i havnt been on fr like 2 months idk who is still on hear or like if everyone left but yuh i just decided to come back Hey.
You know why Ted Cruz left Texas?
Because they never take a chill pill
Over summer I shot up my school and left a note saying. "I could have done this anytime".
A man lost is left arm. He's All right now
The greatest Doctor, smartest man, young geek, and inspiring preacher are on a plane. The pilot dies of a heart attack, and is confirmed by the doctor. But, there are only 3 parachutes on the plane. The doctor takes one and says,
"People need me for my excellent medicine!" and jumps out. The smart man grab one and shouts,
"People are in need of my great knowledge!" and jumps out. There is only one more parachute on the plane. The preacher says to the geek,
"You are to young. Take the final parachute and go." The geek instead says,
"No, there are two parachutes left, the 'smart' one took my backpack."
your mum was poor so she went to rob the bank but she left cuz she couldnt find the cameras. she left her son and the security [girl] gave him the camera.
