Left Jokes

yo life got no meaning just like your dad when he left like if its a good one

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Jim walks into a bar and asks for a shot of vodka. He then says to the barkeep, "Who's the toughest guy in here?" The barkeep points to a man at the pool table. Jim then knocked him out and paid for the shot and left. He did this every Friday for 2 months. Finally, the barkeep is pissed because Jim keeps knocking out all of his customers. He then orders a gorilla and puts him in the bathroom. Jim walks into the bar and gets another shot of vodka. He asks again, "Who's the toughest guy in here tonight?" The bartender points to the bathroom and says he's in there. Jim walks into the bathroom and everyone in the bar can hear yelling and screaming. The bartender asks, "What happened in there?" Jim smiles and says, "I don't know who that was, but when he wakes up tell him I put his fur jacket int the toilet."

lol they left

9 months before I was born ,

I went to a party with my dad and left with my mom.

My son wore his new 'Go Vegan' Hoodie for the first time today and already he's been verbally abused as well as being punched, kicked & spat on!!!! And he's not even left the house yet!!!

you only put your under name under Daddyboy_01 because your dad lefted you hahahah

Once at school, a teacher thought I was Russian why do think that I said the teacher replied because you're reading from Right to Left

I Left my Avatar at home today

If your hairline was a river, it would meander left, right and backwards.

The emo kid tried to give me a handshake, Sadly i left him hanging

According to unofficial sources, a new simplified income-tax form contains only four lines:

1. What was your income for the year?

2. What were your expenses?

3. How much have you left?

4. Send it in.

Yo dad left you 10 years ago and your 10 years old so Your dad anrvriser is to day

There was a guy who got his whole left side shot off.

When was at the hospital and he woke up he asked the doctor of he was okay.

The doctor said ur all right now.

What do you call a green camel.

My parents left me.

The mom and left the child because they were famous and rich like rich monkeys

What did Helen Keller's mother do to her when she was mad at her? She left the plunger in the toilet she put door knobs on all the walls and she rearranged the furniture