My enemy told me I’m adopted so I told him at at least I got adopted
My uncle died on 9/11. At least he died doing what he loved, flying planes.
Did you hear that Michael Jackson changed his name from Michael Smith? Well at least he's honest.
Who is the least young Dave Daveon
What’s the difference between milk and the air
At least the air will always be there for me
Q. Who is Tracy Latimer's least favourite rapper? A. Monoxide child
what is an orphans least favorite store: Homedepot
Q: What's the difference between a prison and concentration camp?
A: At least you don't die when you shower
What an orphans least favorite show: family guy ;)
It’s not like they can watch it anyway: it’s PG
Wife: looks in the mirror Wife: i look fat can you say something positive husband: at least your eyes work
You know they say, when you get lemos make lemonade...Well i took that a little bit too literal
Turns out squeezing your wife's tits as hard as you can hurts them.
But at least lemonade came out!
What is a necrophile's least favourite game
The walking dead
At least he got D.L.A. Disability Living Allowance so it's not all bad. Every cloud has a silver lining...even a mushroom cloud.
At least someone who is gay/Carter has someone.
White people can't say the N word but at least they can say "Thanks for the warning officer" and "Hi dad"
For you have a overdose on a drug and die, then the least half dose would be a lifetime supply.
When someone says you’re an orphan say..........I least I was wanted unlike you
There was a fire at my high school when I was in Year 7 - When the local newspaper interviewed my teacher, they asked her how she was seeing the 'bright side' of it. She said "Well, at least our new students got a warm welcome" 54 students died that day.
My Friend said having sex is alot like your first football game
Your bloody and bruised but at least your dad was there
If you ever have a gay friend whose comatose tell his family he/she was a fruit now he/she's a vegetable at least there still in the produce section
