I might not be able to make my bed but at least I can get out of it.
Howard abortion and rape different? At least the rape victim usually deserves it and isn't defenseless.
What's the difference between a Demon and a Redhead? The Demon at least has a trade offer.
My enemy told me I’m adopted so I told him at at least I got adopted
My uncle died on 9/11. At least he died doing what he loved, flying planes.
Did you hear that Michael Jackson changed his name from Michael Smith? Well at least he's honest.
There was a fire at my high school when I was in Year 7 - When the local newspaper interviewed my teacher, they asked her how she was seeing the 'bright side' of it. She said "Well, at least our new students got a warm welcome" 54 students died that day.
When someone says you’re an orphan say..........I least I was wanted unlike you
whats an orpans least favorite day: take your kid to work day
For you have a overdose on a drug and die, then the least half dose would be a lifetime supply.
You know they say, when you get lemos make lemonade...Well i took that a little bit too literal
Turns out squeezing your wife's tits as hard as you can hurts them.
But at least lemonade came out!
What’s the difference between milk and the air
At least the air will always be there for me
Q. Who is Tracy Latimer's least favourite rapper? A. Monoxide child
what is an orphans least favorite store: Homedepot