Scarcity jokes
What's the rarest gun you can find in Africa? A water gun.
What is illegal in Africa? Water guns.
The "w" in Africa is for water.
You will find Taylor Swift on the streets before you find your hairline.
There were three men, and two of them died.
The last man alive said, "That's two less mouths to feed!"
Dwarf Shortage.
The "W" in Africa stands for water.
What's the only gun that doesn't exist in Africa? The water gun.
What’s the best part about fucking suicide girls?
The pussies are limited edition.
An old professor’s class used to begin with a dirty joke.
Following one particularly vulgar joke, the girls in the class decided to walk out the next time he began.
When the professor learned of this planned protest, he came in the next morning and said, “Good morning, class. Did you hear about the scarcity of whores in Newfoundland?”
With that, all the women stood up and headed for the door.
“Wait, ladies,” called the professor, “The boat doesn’t leave until tomorrow!”
Have you ever tried North Korean food?
Neither have the North Koreans.
A man in Saudi Arabia was caught stealing hand sanitiser.
The silver lining for him is that he will not need hand sanitiser anymore!
Water?
Too many people.
Not enough VooDoo dolls.
Dear clothing websites, if it's out of stock, DO NOT ADVERTISE IT!
The penalty for a homeless person being caught stealing bread is an expensive, luxurious prison cell, which is located indoors and comes with free bread and water.
Aren't our governments wizards? Scrooge would be proud.
What do you do when you run out of carpets? Fetch your shotgun and look for Explain Bear.
I only have sex with suicidal bitches because that pussy [is] limited edition.
How do you get 1 million followers:
{ RUN THROUGH AFRICA WITH A BOTTLE OF WATER }