Least Jokes

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What's a orphans least favourite joke? Dad jokes

What is an orphans least favorite snack?

“Dots HOMESTYLE Pretzels”

What is an orphan’s least favorite movie

Spider-Man, Because it told them there was no way home

I was invited into a celebrity's house, thats what i told the cops at least...

Why are you so bonely my friend I am at least glad that you are not boneless

A man puts in ten jokes into a joke contest. He hopes that at least one will. Sadly, no pun InTenDid.

I was making a bet with my grandfather who would die first I said that I would die first. He said "Bet" and Died after he drank his coffee He was my least favorite grandparent

My brother finally got his driver's license, so he took our new car out for a spin. At least now I can have his phone he left.

I recently saw a pun contest in NYC. The owners said there was a maximum of 10 puns that I could submit. I wrote 10 puns and submitted all of them in hopes that at least one would win - however, no pun in ten did.

Q: What's a Ships Least Favorite Food A: IceBurg-ERS

A 10 year old girl meets with her doctor. The doctor tells her “Katie, I’m sorry to have to tell you that your parents didn’t survive the accident. Sadly, our tests also show that you have early onset Alzheimer’s disease.” Katie replies “well at least my parents will look after me”

What’s the difference between someone who is high on the spectrum low on the spectrum, at least I can write this joke

What's an orphan's least favorite joke?

...YO MAMA SOO, Oh wait...

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What did one skeleton say to the other? skeleton1:"I need a hand!" skeleton2:(Throws up hand) skeleton1: "That wasn't very humerus." skeleton2: "Why do you have to be so heartless." skeleton1: "At least I had the guts to tell you"