Least jokes

My friend is gonna release an air strike. There has to be at least 20 confirmed toilet kills.

My mom told me, "You son of a b!tch." I told her, "I may be a son of a b!ch but at least I am not the bitch." She hated me forever.

What's the difference between the Twin Towers and orphans?

At least the Twin Towers saw the parents they crashed on.

What’s the difference between outlaws and orphans?

At least outlaws are wanted.

What's the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?

At least someone chose Pikachu.

If you hate what you hear from Nickelback, at least you can get your nickel back.

If you have to deal with the noise from Deftones... unfortunately, not only are you unable to obtain any refund, but you may have become permanently deaf.

Hey, I just want to give a round of applause to Shooter McFly, single-handedly keeping the jokes section alive. Unappreciated, well, Shooter, one person here appreciates you, at least.

I love going to church to get closer to God, but my least favorite part of church has to be touching the priest’s penis.

What is an orphan's least favorite snack?

"Dots HOMESTYLE Pretzels!"

What's an orphan's least favorite joke?

Dad jokes.

What is an orphan’s least favorite movie?

"Spider-Man," because it told them there was no way home.

What's the difference between a newborn baby and an orphan after a rugby match?

They both come out bloody and crying, but at least one gets picked up.

People should build orphanages next to graveyards so at least orphans can see their parents.

I was invited into a celebrity's house, that's what I told the cops at least...

Why are you so bonely, my friend? I am at least glad that you are not boneless.

What's the difference between a Palestinian and a redneck?

At least the redneck was drunk when he married his cousin.

A man puts in ten jokes into a joke contest. He hopes that at least one will win. Sadly, no pun intended.

I was making a bet with my grandfather about who would die first. I said that I would die first.

He said "Bet" and died after he drank his coffee.

He was my least favorite grandparent.

Did you hear that Michael Jackson changed his name from Michael Smith? Well, at least he's honest.

My brother finally got his driver's license, so he took our new car out for a spin.

At least now I can have his phone he left.