What's a orphans least favourite joke? Dad jokes
I was invited into a celebrity's house, thats what i told the cops at least...
Why are you so bonely my friend I am at least glad that you are not boneless
A man puts in ten jokes into a joke contest. He hopes that at least one will. Sadly, no pun InTenDid.
I was making a bet with my grandfather who would die first I said that I would die first. He said "Bet" and Died after he drank his coffee He was my least favorite grandparent
My brother finally got his driver's license, so he took our new car out for a spin. At least now I can have his phone he left.
Q: What's a Ships Least Favorite Food A: IceBurg-ERS
I recently saw a pun contest in NYC. The owners said there was a maximum of 10 puns that I could submit. I wrote 10 puns and submitted all of them in hopes that at least one would win - however, no pun in ten did.
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be Wanted.
Why are orphans bad at poker? They don’t know what a full house is.
I saw a child crying yesterday so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.
What do you call an orphan’s family reunion? Me time.
Did you know? The letter ‘f’ in orphan stands for family.
What is an orphan’s least favorite song? We are Family.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite tv show? Family Guy.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? Meet the Parents.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite type of music? House.
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What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.
What’s an orphan’s favorite band? Foster the People.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
Where do orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms
What beer do orphans drink? Foster’s.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call a fish with no parents? An orfin
Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it’s the only love they get.
Me: Are you an orphan? Orphan: Yes, what gave me away? Me: Your parents.
What’s the difference between someone who is high on the spectrum low on the spectrum, at least I can write this joke
What's an orphan's least favorite joke?
...YO MAMA SOO, Oh wait...
Q: What is hitler's least favorite grocery store? A: Jew-Osco
I might not be able to make my bed but at least I can get out of it.
I am going to be a ghost for Halloween, I actually want to be a ghost every day, because at least ide be dead.
I must have at least 87 years of bad luck, every time I look in the mirror, it breaks!
What did one skeleton say to the other? skeleton1:"I need a hand!" skeleton2:(Throws up hand) skeleton1: "That wasn't very humerus." skeleton2: "Why do you have to be so heartless." skeleton1: "At least I had the guts to tell you"
Howard abortion and rape different? At least the rape victim usually deserves it and isn't defenseless.
What's the difference between a Palestinian and a redneck?
At least the redneck was drunk when he married his cousin.
Ok there is at least 3 pedophile in your neighborhood. But there is no pedophiles in my neighborhood the is only 3, 10 year old girls with juicy asses
What's the difference between a Demon and a Redhead? The Demon at least has a trade offer.
