Least jokes
What’s the difference between outlaws and orphans?
At least outlaws are wanted.
What's the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
At least someone chose Pikachu.
Kids when they meet a kid out of home alone be like: “At least your mom came back!”
Q: What's the difference between a prison and a concentration camp?
A: At least you don't die when you shower.
What is a disabled person's least favorite song?
"I'm Still Standing."
My dad died in 9/11. At least he did what he loves best: flying planes.
B: Can you please stop roasting me?
A: At least the "roasting" that I did to you didn't burn you to death.
Someone locked me out of my house today... At least the children in my basement aren't my problem anymore.
My friend is gonna release an air strike. There has to be at least 20 confirmed toilet kills.
My mom told me, "You son of a b!tch." I told her, "I may be a son of a b!ch but at least I am not the bitch." She hated me forever.
An optimist says, "The glass is half full."
A pessimist says, "The glass is half empty."
A scientist walks by and says, "You guys are both wrong. The glass is technically completely full because it is half filled with air."
Then Africa comes by and says, "Stop arguing. At least you guys have water!"
What's the difference between a newborn baby and an orphan after a rugby match?
They both come out bloody and crying, but at least one gets picked up.
People should build orphanages next to graveyards so at least orphans can see their parents.
What is an orphan's least favorite snack?
"Dots HOMESTYLE Pretzels!"
What is an orphan’s least favorite movie?
"Spider-Man," because it told them there was no way home.
What's an orphan's least favorite joke?
Dad jokes.
Why are you so bonely, my friend? I am at least glad that you are not boneless.
I was invited into a celebrity's house, that's what I told the cops at least...
A man puts in ten jokes into a joke contest. He hopes that at least one will win. Sadly, no pun intended.
Did you hear that Michael Jackson changed his name from Michael Smith? Well, at least he's honest.