Least jokes

B: Can you please stop roasting me?

A: At least the "roasting" that I did to you didn't burn you to death.

Someone locked me out of my house today... At least the children in my basement aren't my problem anymore.

My mom told me, "You son of a b!tch." I told her, "I may be a son of a b!ch but at least I am not the bitch." She hated me forever.

Kids when they meet a kid out of home alone be like: “At least your mom came back!”

My friend is gonna release an air strike. There has to be at least 20 confirmed toilet kills.

What’s the difference between outlaws and orphans?

At least outlaws are wanted.

What's the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?

At least someone chose Pikachu.

Hey, I just want to give a round of applause to Shooter McFly, single-handedly keeping the jokes section alive. Unappreciated, well, Shooter, one person here appreciates you, at least.

If you hate what you hear from Nickelback, at least you can get your nickel back.

If you have to deal with the noise from Deftones... unfortunately, not only are you unable to obtain any refund, but you may have become permanently deaf.

An optimist says, "The glass is half full."

A pessimist says, "The glass is half empty."

A scientist walks by and says, "You guys are both wrong. The glass is technically completely full because it is half filled with air."

Then Africa comes by and says, "Stop arguing. At least you guys have water!"

What is an orphan’s least favorite movie?

"Spider-Man," because it told them there was no way home.

What's an orphan's least favorite joke?

Dad jokes.

What is an orphan's least favorite snack?

"Dots HOMESTYLE Pretzels!"

I love going to church to get closer to God, but my least favorite part of church has to be touching the priest’s penis.

People should build orphanages next to graveyards so at least orphans can see their parents.

What's the difference between a newborn baby and an orphan after a rugby match?

They both come out bloody and crying, but at least one gets picked up.

I was invited into a celebrity's house, that's what I told the cops at least...

Why are you so bonely, my friend? I am at least glad that you are not boneless.

A man puts in ten jokes into a joke contest. He hopes that at least one will win. Sadly, no pun intended.

I was making a bet with my grandfather about who would die first. I said that I would die first.

He said "Bet" and died after he drank his coffee.

He was my least favorite grandparent.