When someone says you're an orphan, say, "At least I was wanted, unlike you!"
What's an orphan's least favorite day? Take your kid to work day.
If you have an overdose on a drug and die, then half of the least dose would be a lifetime supply.
White people can't say the N-word, but at least they can say, "Thanks for the warning, officer," and "Hi, Dad."
At least someone who is gay/Carter has someone.
Wife: [Looks] in the mirror. Wife: I look fat, can you say something positive? Husband: At least your eyes work.
At least he got D.L.A. (Disability Living Allowance), so it's not all bad. Every cloud has a silver lining...even a mushroom cloud.
What is a necrophile's least favorite game?
The Walking Dead.
You know they say, when you get lemons make lemonade... Well, I took that a little bit too literal.
Turns out squeezing your wife's tits as hard as you can hurts them.
But at least lemonade came out!
What's an orphan's least favorite show? Family Guy ;)
It’s not like they can watch it anyway: it’s PG.
Q: What's the difference between a prison and a concentration camp?
A: At least you don't die when you shower.
Q: Who is Tracy Latimer's least favorite rapper?
A: Monoxide Child.
What’s the difference between milk and the air?
At least the air will always be there for me.
Who is the least young Dave?
Dave-on.
When a "Baby on Board" sticker is a little faded and beat up, you know the kid is at least a year old, and the car is safe to ram.
What is Hitler's least favorite fish?
Jewfish.
What is an orphan's least favorite store? Home Depot.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite event? Their birthday!
All these 9/11 jokes need to stop.
My uncle died in 9/11. At least he died doing what he loves: flying planes.
What is a nudist's least favorite holiday?
Memorial Day.
Why?
Because wearing a poppy can be very painful.
