Least jokes
I'd rather kiss a cactus than kiss you. Wanna know why?
Because at least I'd feel something with the cactus than I ever could with you.
What show does an orphan hate the most? Modern Family.
Doctor: I have bad news.
Man: What?
Doctor: There are two things wrong with you. First, you have cancer.
Man: Oh, no...
Doctor: Second, you have Alzheimer's.
Man: Well, at least I don't have cancer!
What is a nudist's least favorite holiday?
Memorial Day.
Why?
Because wearing a poppy can be very painful.
Why do orphans hate Batman the movie?
Because at least he gets noticed by people, and also he stole their life story!
I am going to be a ghost for Halloween. I actually want to be a ghost every day, because at least I'd be dead.
What is an orphan's least favorite show?
"Fuller House."
There was a person who sent ten different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.
Every time I go to the store I look in the deodorant section and my dyslexia acts up. Instead of "antiperspirant," I read "antidepressant." At least I get a bunch of extra snacks out of my shopping mistakes.
Why did Blitzkrieg work so well in France?
Because lightning always follows the path of least resistance.
A brother and a sister always got into fights. One day the brother tells the sister, "You're adopted!" The sister yells back, "At least they wanted me!"
Grandma: "Y’know, I used to be in this wheelchair cause of back pain. But ever since I met Spence, the pain went to my legs. At least my back is fixed!"
What movie does an orphan hate?
- No Way Home.
What's an orphan's least favorite joke?
Dad jokes.
Symptoms of Schizophrenia.
The symptoms of this condition are fairly easy to recognize because they stand out so distinctly from a person’s usual behavior. In order for a diagnosis to be made, the person must suffer from two or more of the following for at least one month:
Delusions
Hallucinations
What's the difference between Hitler and a feminist?
At least Hitler actually did something.
What's the difference between Hitler and Logan Paul? At least Hitler had respect for the Japanese!
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an ugly girl? The Twin Towers at least got fucked.
Person 1: You are the dumbest person in the class.
Person 2: Well, you're the second. Maybe, but at least I'm not the dumbest.
Person 2: I know how to fix that!
... Next day person commits suicide...
My stepdad has stage 4 cancer and is going through chemotherapy... at least he saves money on shampoo and conditioner.