What's the difference between a plane and a woman
At least the the plane doesn't give you herpes when it crashes at your place
So anyway, this old guy goes to the doctors. The doctor says "It's bad news, you've got cancer and Alzheimers". The old guy replies "At least I've not got cancer".
Vladimir Putin, Donald Trump and Angela Merkel are standing at the shore and are trying to impress each other with the accomplishments of their countries. Putin brags „We have nuclear submarines which can stay under water for six weeks without having to resurface!“. Trump goes on „Six weeks? That’s nothing. I have the best submarines, they‘re underwater für at least three months!“. Merkel is about to respond, when a giant steel colossus emerges from the sea. A hatch opens, a black uniform appears - „Heil Hitler! We need Diesel.“
I adopted a dog. its gone now. At least homeless people in china are not starving.
kid: #1: You're adopted. kid#2: At least they wanted me. kid #1: Did your real parents want you?
American people: We will throw your teabags in the ocean! British: At least our towers didn’t fall😎
What is a orphans least favorite show: “how I met your mother”
Friend: Your adopted. Orphan: At least I was chosen Friend: At least I was kept
What’s the difference between a police man and a bullet? At least when a bullet kills someone it’s actually fired
I would have loved to ride the titanic at least once ;)
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What's the difference between me and my best friends
At least one of us has a house
This Category is messed up. My Mom died in 9/11 at least she was doing what she loved, flying planes.
What is the difference between a feminist and a gorilla? At least gorillas don't abort their own.
What's a pirate's favourite letter?
(People will then say r)
Arrr, you think it be r but really it's the C that they love.
What's a pirate's least favourite letter?
Dear sir,
You are being investigated for downloading illegal copyrighted material and your internet will be cut off.
People can say whatever they want about pedophiles. At least they are pursuing their dreams.
In a white van.
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? At least it was a soft drink.
kid- ur so fat other kid- at least fat can be change but yo ugly face cant be
Think of your favorite singer. Now. Go ask someone what is your favorite singer. My favorite singer is Halsey, BTS, . Now think about your least fave mine is oil London😵 this is my home now 1. What rhymes with oil put it in da chat. Bye weird people
What is an orphan's least favorite movie? Home.
Why was Boiling Water hired by NASA (The National Aeronautics and Space Administration) to oversee their Space division?
Because it has at least one hundred degrees.
