Least jokes
What is an orphan's least favorite store? Home Depot.
Q: What's the difference between a prison and a concentration camp?
A: At least you don't die when you shower.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite event? Their birthday!
At least someone who is gay/Carter has someone.
At least he got D.L.A. (Disability Living Allowance), so it's not all bad. Every cloud has a silver lining...even a mushroom cloud.
What's an orphan's least favorite show? Family Guy ;)
It’s not like they can watch it anyway: it’s PG.
Wife: [Looks] in the mirror. Wife: I look fat, can you say something positive? Husband: At least your eyes work.
All these 9/11 jokes need to stop.
My uncle died in 9/11. At least he died doing what he loves: flying planes.
You know they say, when you get lemons make lemonade... Well, I took that a little bit too literal.
Turns out squeezing your wife's tits as hard as you can hurts them.
But at least lemonade came out!
What is a necrophile's least favorite game?
The Walking Dead.
If you have an overdose on a drug and die, then half of the least dose would be a lifetime supply.
What's an orphan's least favorite day? Take your kid to work day.
There was a fire at my high school when I was in Year 7.
When the local newspaper interviewed my teacher, they asked her how she was seeing the "bright side" of it.
She said, "Well, at least our new students got a warm welcome!"
54 students died that day.
When someone says you're an orphan, say, "At least I was wanted, unlike you!"
What is Hitler's least favorite fish?
Jewfish.
When a "Baby on Board" sticker is a little faded and beat up, you know the kid is at least a year old, and the car is safe to ram.
Q: Who is Tracy Latimer's least favorite rapper?
A: Monoxide Child.
What’s the difference between milk and the air?
At least the air will always be there for me.
Who is the least young Dave?
Dave-on.
Stop with the emojis. They kinda just make the joke cringy. For example: How many ppl 🤷🤷🤷🤷🤷🤷🤷🤷 does it take to have 🥒🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑???? Well, it takes at least 1 🤷 and 1 👰 and they make a perfect ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🤎🖤. See how cringy it is. I mean sure, it's a dumb example, but still, just at least less emojis.