stop hating on pedos at least the drive slow in school zones
An apple a day keeps a doctor away....... at least if you throw it hard enough
People always ask what the secret of our families happiness is. It is simple really. 1 Television and computer games are limited to a couple of hours each week. 2. We all give each other a hand when needed. Last but not least we play twister.
Say what you want about Pedophiles but at least they drive slow through school zones
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Well, at least one gets picked.
What's the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.
A brother and a sister always got into fights. One day the brother tells the sister, "your adopted" the sister yells back, "At least they wanted me!"
Orphan boy: "Your dad is probably disappointed in you. I mean, look at you." Me: "Well, at least my parents kept me. Where are yours?"
What's the difference between a feminist and a suicide vest?
At least one does something when it is triggered.
A man goes for his annual checkup. Afterwords he's sitting the the doctor's office and the doctor comes in with the results of his tests. The doctor says, "I have some bad news; you have cancer and Alzheimer's." The man replies, "well, at least I don't have cancer."
Why do orphans play Minecraft? So they can at least build a home.
the last thing i told my ex after we broke up was “at least we’re still cousins”😂
What's a depressed person's least favorite type of cereal???
LIFE
whats an emos least favorite show? Dr. Phil
What's a Mexican's least favorite lesson in art? Drawing border lines.