At school, Little Johnny’s classmate tells him that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, so it’s very easy to blackmail them by saying, “I know the whole truth.” Little Johnny decides to go home and try it out. Johnny’s mother greets him at home, and he tells her, “I know the whole truth.” His mother quickly hands him $20 and says, “Just don’t tell your father.” Quite pleased, the boy waits for his father to get home from work, and greets him with, “I know the whole truth.” The father promptly hands him $40 and says, “Please don’t say a word to your mother.” Very pleased, the boy is on his way to school the next day when he sees the mailman at his front door. The boy greets him by saying, “I know the whole truth.” The mailman immediately drops the mail, opens his arms, and says, “Then come give your Daddy a great big hug!”
stop hating on pedos at least the drive slow in school zones
Say what you want about Pedophiles but at least they drive slow through school zones
All these jokes are plane wrong. My uncle died in 911. At least he died doing what he loved, flying planes.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Well, at least one gets picked.
I saw a man sitting on the ledge of a bridge the other day, and asked him what was wrong. He responded with nobody loves me, so i told him that may be true but you dont wanna kill yourself you want to die of old age, or at least be murdered, suicide is for the weak. he responded with your right so I pushed him over the bridge, and he died of murder
People sometimes ask me why I cut myself. I usually answer, that at least i can scan my worth at the supermarket.
What's the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.
A brother and a sister always got into fights. One day the brother tells the sister, "your adopted" the sister yells back, "At least they wanted me!"
whats the difference between the twin towers and an ugly girl. the twin towers at least got fucked.
Orphan boy: "Your dad is probably disappointed in you. I mean, look at you." Me: "Well, at least my parents kept me. Where are yours?"
what's the difference between a feminist and suicide vest
a least one does something when it is triggered
A man goes for his annual checkup. Afterwords he's sitting the the doctor's office and the doctor comes in with the results of his tests. The doctor says, "I have some bad news; you have cancer and Alzheimer's." The man replies, "well, at least I don't have cancer."
Why do orphans play Minecraft? So they can at least build a home.
Say all you want about priests but at least they drive slowly in school zones
What's a depressed person's least favorite type of cereal???
LIFE
the last thing i told my ex after we broke up was “at least we’re still cousins”😂
whats an emos least favorite show? Dr. Phil
Person 1: you are the dumbest person in the class. Person 2: well ur the second. Person 2: maybe but at least im not the dummest. Person 2: i know how to fix that! ... Next day person commits sucide...
What's a mexican's least favorite lesson in art? Drawing border lines.