Stop hating on pedos. At least they drive slow in school zones.
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An apple a day keeps a doctor away... at least if you throw it hard enough.
People always ask what the secret of our family's happiness is. It is simple really.
1. Television and computer games are limited to a couple of hours each week.
2. We all give each other a hand when needed.
Last but not least, we play Twister.
Say what you want about pedophiles, but at least they drive slow through school zones.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Well, at least one gets picked.
I saw a man sitting on the ledge of a bridge the other day, and asked him what was wrong. He responded with nobody loves me, so i told him that may be true but you dont wanna kill yourself you want to die of old age, or at least be murdered, suicide is for the weak. he responded with your right so I pushed him over the bridge, and he died of murder
People sometimes ask me why I cut myself. I usually answer that at least I can scan my worth at the supermarket.
What's the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an ugly girl? The Twin Towers at least got fucked.
A brother and a sister always got into fights. One day the brother tells the sister, "You're adopted!" The sister yells back, "At least they wanted me!"
Orphan boy: "Your dad is probably disappointed in you. I mean, look at you."
Me: "Well, at least my parents kept me. Where are yours?"
What's the difference between a feminist and a suicide vest?
At least one does something when it is triggered.
A man goes for his annual checkup. Afterward, he's sitting in the doctor's office, and the doctor comes in with the results of his tests. The doctor says, "I have some bad news; you have cancer and Alzheimer's." The man replies, "Well, at least I don't have cancer."
Why do orphans play Minecraft? So they can at least build a home.
The last thing I told my ex after we broke up was, "At least we're still cousins!" 😂
What's a depressed person's least favorite type of cereal?
LIFE.
What's an emo's least favorite show?
Dr. Phil.
Person 1: You are the dumbest person in the class.
Person 2: Well, you're the second. Maybe, but at least I'm not the dumbest.
Person 2: I know how to fix that!
... Next day person commits suicide...
What's a Mexican's least favorite lesson in art? Drawing border lines.
My friend committed suicide yesterday... At least he went out with a bang.