Least jokes
People always ask what the secret of our family's happiness is. It is simple really.
1. Television and computer games are limited to a couple of hours each week.
2. We all give each other a hand when needed.
Last but not least, we play Twister.
Q: What’s Homer Simpson’s least favorite style of beer? A: Flanders Red Ale.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite drink?
Milk, because no one came back with any.
What's the difference between a child and a cancer diagnosis? At least the cancer grows up and leaves eventually.
What's an orphan's least favorite T.V. show?
Family Guy.
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Kim Jong Il: Knock knock.
Political Prisoner: Who's there?
Kim Jong Il: Boo.
Political Prisoner: Boo who?
Kim Jong Il: Boo hoo? Don't cry just because I executed your wife and enslaved your children. You at least get to eat today, my friend.
Stop hating on pedos. At least they drive slow in school zones.
What’s the difference between a pig and Maddie McCann?
Least a pig had an apple in its mouth when it was spit roasted.
What's a tree's least favorite TV show? Chopped!
What's the one game emos hate?
Cut the rope.
An apple a day keeps a doctor away... at least if you throw it hard enough.
What is an orphan's least favorite game?
44 Homes.
What meme does an Emo hate the most?
"Happy Happy Joy Joy" Peter Griffin.
One Tuesday afternoon, Little Jonny decides he wants extra homework, so he went to his teacher and said, "Hello, can I have extra homework this week?"
The teacher replied with, "Sure, be at my house Friday afternoon to cut my lawn, polish the counters, scrub the baseboards, scrub and paint the walls!"
And Johnny replied with, "That's not what I meant, but at least I'll get paid!"
The teacher said, "How about $200 each job?"
Johnny replied with, "OK."
Friday afternoon at her house, after Johnny does all the jobs, he asked for his payment and the teacher laughed and said, "You do know that Tuesday was April Fools' Day, right?"
What's an orphan's least favorite day? Take your kid to work day.
This is what the unknown guy is saying about Tenya and Kenya!
Go to each link and read it and the comments, and it will really make you cry!
http://worstjokesever.com/jokes/603fb240eccd25122cb21997/kenya-will-end-up-all-alone
https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/603fa7beeccd25122cb2197b/fine-then-if-i-cant-do-gwen-then-i-guess http://worstjokesever.com/jokes/603fbb2aeccd25122cb219a5/kenya-at-least-you-know-youre-ugly-and-accept-itit-is-tenya-and-kenya-twin-sisters
You think Gwen is the worst one to get bullied? Well look at this!
You know they say, when you get lemons make lemonade... Well, I took that a little bit too literal.
Turns out squeezing your wife's tits as hard as you can hurts them.
But at least lemonade came out!
What’s an orphan’s least favorite event? Their birthday!
What's the difference between me and my best friends?
At least one of us has a house.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite shoe?
Fuller House😂