Least jokes
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked at least.
Eminem: "He don't even know his own father." Orphans: Dang, wish I could listen to that. Eminem: At least you have a rap God to call father.
Symptoms of Schizophrenia
The symptoms of this condition are fairly easy to recognize because they stand out so distinctly from a person’s usual behavior. In order for a diagnosis to be made, the person must suffer from two more of the following for at least one month:
Delusions
Hallucinations
What planet did Hitler hate the most?
Jewpiter.
What game does an emo hate the most?
Cut the Rope.
Paul Walker's death was a tragedy, but at least he went out in a blaze of glory.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite beverage? Milk.
Q: What movie do orphans hate?
A: Fatherhood.
What's a depressed kid's least favorite game?
Cut the rope.
Why did the orphan play Monopoly? To at least get some money. #fake
Her: I love Kobe Bryant!
Me: Helicopter Helicopter
Her:.....
Me: At least you don't say save the trees, cus damn Kobe is good.
Bully: You're so short you hand-glide on a chip.
Short person: Well, at least I don’t look like a giraffe that just came out of an oven!
I was talking to a Muslim yesterday, and he asked me what it's like to be blind.
I happened to tell him about 20 jokes; in fact, I was working on my twentieth. So I answered with, "At least I don't have to screw in light bulbs. It's not like I need the damn things anyway."
What's an orphan's least favorite game?
Hide and seek.
What's an orphan's least favorite show? Family Guy ;)
It’s not like they can watch it anyway: it’s PG.
What do you say to a bully?
I might not be perfect, but at least I'm not you!
What's a fish's least favorite instrument?
A ClariNET!
What’s the difference between milk and the air?
At least the air will always be there for me.
Who is the least young Dave?
Dave-on.
This category is messed up.
My Mom died in 9/11, at least she was doing what she loved, flying planes.