Why would hunting a bald eagle in America be a bad idea?
Because it's ill-eagle.
Ill-Eagle Eagle
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup! So, you see, it's "ill-eagle" because it sounds like "illegal." Hunting bald eagles is a no-no in America. A simpleton like yourself probably didn't know that the Bald Eagle is the national bird and is protected by laws. So, get your act together!