Drinking and Accidents

This is a play on words, flipping the expected cause and effect between drinking, driving, and accidents. It's funny because it switches the roles in the second line.

• Accident
• Drink
• People
• Car
• Drive
• Alcohol

• Alcoholics don't run in my family, they drive.
• Why are cops worried about drunk drivers and not elderly drivers?
• A cop pulls a guy over for suspected drunk driving. The cop opens the door and the driver falls out onto the asphalt. The cop says, "Holy shit, you're so drunk, you can't even walk!" The drunk says, "No shit, that's why I took my car!"
• A man hits a woman with his car. Whose fault was it? The man, why was he driving in the kitchen?