Why did the chair file a restraining order?
The booty wouldn't stop CRACKING UP
Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world. Doctor says: 'Treatment is simple. The great clown - Pagliacci - is in town. Go see him. That should pick you up.' Man bursts into tears, says 'But doctor... I am Pagliacci.'
Why do asscheeks make great friends?
They always STICK TOGETHER
What did the ass say to the joke?
"You CRACK me up"
John pretended to be a doctor. Motu came to him. He said "I lost my hunger". John brought some samosas for his lunch. Motu ate them. John said "Your hunger is back!" Then,Motu said "I lost my taste." John said "Number 1,bring some water." Motu drank it and said "This is petrol!" John said "Your taste is back!" Motu said "I lost my memory." John said "Number 1, bring some medicine." Motu said "But Number 1 brought water." John said "Your memory is back!"
Little Johnny walked into class with a black eye and the teacher said, "Why do you have a black eye?" Johnny said, "Well, me and my parents have to share a bed, and my dad asked me if I was asleep and I said no, so he smacked me." The teacher said, "Well tonight, don't say anything." The next day, Johnny walked in with another black eye and the teacher said, "Why do you have another black eye?" Little Johnny said, "Well, last night, I did what you said and didn't say anything when my dad asked me if I was asleep. A few minutes later, my dad said he was coming, and my mom said she was coming too. They usually don't go anywhere without me so I said 'Wait for me, I'm coming too."
For the encore, we'd love to tell you a construction joke but ... we're still working on it.
During a discussion at Sunday school, a nun asks the children what they think God takes you by when you die. A kid responds, "I think God takes you by your feet, because once I walked into my parents room and my mom's feet were in the air and she was screaming, "Oh God, I'm coming!!!"
I'm not completely useless....
I can be used as a bad example!?
BlessedBrian must have been born on April Fools’ Day... because he’s a JOKE every day of the year
What did Daveon say when he saw a spider? 'I'm daveon with this!'
What is red and cries and spins around and around? - A baby in a microwave.
Q. Why aren't emo jokes funny? A. They always seem to cut a little too close.
If LAUGHTER is the best medicine, BLESSEDBRIAN’S JOKES are the disease
If laughter is contagious, LEO is immune
What do you call a fart in a gay bar A mating call
I feel bad for the people who were born on April,1 Their life is a joke
Witches do not wear undies. why? To get better grip on ther broomsticks.
"if u can make them laugh and giggle, u can make their booty shake and jiggle"
A mirror and a beer bottle are arguing The beer bottle says: if you break me you get one year of bad luck The mirror scoffs: oh, that's nothing, you break me and you get 7 years of bad luck. The condom overhears these arguments and walks off laughing
