Why was the washing machine laughing? It was taking the piss out of the knickers

Whats the difference between me calling my gf a pedefile and her calling me on oh wait i am cause shes 10

Me: I used to laugh at Skyrim jokes like you, then I took an…

Everyone Else: DON’T…FUCKING…SAY IT…

We are having a sleepover and we are being as quiet as possible Addison:HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, THOSE ARE GREAT JOKES!!! Layne:IKR Mom:SHUT UP, YOUR BROTHER IS TRYIMG TO SLEEP Addison:ok fine Layne:look at this joke Addison:HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA Addison and Layne continue laughing really loudly

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh 8 jelly tickles

Why do people laugh at mountains? Because they’re HILLarious!

3 europeans come to America. They all get captured by native americans and they want to kill them. But the europeans beg to have their lives spared. The native americans agreed to not kill them on one condition: the europeans must go into the forest and bring back a fruit and they will be informed what to do with it. So the first guy comes back with a peach. The native american says “Shove it up your ass, if you laugh we kill you.” So, he shoves the peach up his ass and he laughs, and the native americans kill him. The second guy comes back with a grape. The native american tells him the same thing. He laughs and the native american kills him. They both see eachother in heaven and the first guy says to the second guy, “I had a peach and peaches are fuzzy so thats why I laughed, but you had a grape, what happened?” The second guy says, “Oh yea I was doing just fine until I saw the other guy come back with a BANANA!!"

If your reading this right now Then the jokes on you Because I’m right behind ya Mothafucka!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I’m laughing because you look like a monkey

No Seriously

I’m right behind ya

rape isn’t funny unless she’s laughing too

How many tickles does it take for an octopus to laugh

what do u call hitler

gay follow my instagram @kaching_memes I post offensive videos that will make u laugh

That moment when you realise you do not have a joke and someone ends up laughing at what you still wrote anyway

Laugh.

They Laughed At My Crayon Drawing…

I Laughed At Thier Chalk Out Line.

😏

I told you ten puns to make you laugh, and not pun in-ten-did

what did the skelaton say when he well on his funny he laugh

Once I went to a museum and over heard someone speaking to an employee for information.

“These are lying clocks, they tell how many lies a person tells.”

“oh cool”

“this is mother Teresa’s clock, the clock hasn’t moved because she never lied.”

“Makes sense”

“This is Abraham Lincoln’s clock. The hands only moved twice indicating he only lied twice.”

“Where’s Trump’s clock”

“Oh, we’re using it as a ceiling fan.”

And then I burst out laughing 'cause it’s so true.

This man walks into a bar and says… “how do i get service here.” The assistant bar attendent tells him him to take a seat as the bar tender will be there to serve him shortly. After 2 minutes the man says this is ridiculous that he has to wait. The assistant then offers him a bar snack of free nuts which the man duly eats. Another 2 minutes goes buy and the man then says ok i get it no service of beer but free nuts to which the assistant says hell no the game starts in 10 minutes. Everyone laughs and claps.

zozo laughed at his wife for her husband being a hobo

3 guys landed on a cannibal island. the Cannibal chef told them if you want to live to go get 10 of one fruit and bring it to me and I will tell you what to do. so the first guy brings 10 apples and the chef said if you can shove all 10 of those in your ass without making a sound you can live. He was 3 apples in made a sound and they ate him. the second guy brought grapes. 9 grapes in and burs ted out laughing. The Cannibals ate him. then the first guy said why you laugh you were almost there. the other guy who had the grapes said I couldn’t help it I was told the third guy came back with 10 pineapples.

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