Whats the difference between me calling my gf a pedefile and her calling me on oh wait i am cause shes 10
I told my dad is was self harming. The next day we talked about it and he said "Hey you should CUT it out." It was funny but I couldn't bring myself to laugh at that.
You tell an orphan joke to an orphan. You start laughing, they start crying. They say they are going to tell their mom. Then you start laughing harder.
i was in cooking class and my teacher said - does anyone know what a chopping board is similar to?
me and my friend just glanced at each other and burst out laughing.
long story short the teacher understood the joke and now we are both in daily therapy 😭💀
What do you call a deer with no eyes
No-eye-deer (no idea)
-the emo went 2 give the tree a high 5 but the emo was left hanging - how did the gay person die? homocide -why did the emo get kicked out of the amusement park? he was cutting in line - when does a joke turn into a dad joke? when it leaves and never comes back -I cried when my dad chopped onions. onions was such a good dog -I have happy memories building sandcastles with my dad, until my mom took his urn away -how is the person over there different the cancer? his dad didn't beat cancer
I hope u like this it took 5 minutes to make. what's_up also has good jokes to favorite him/her/them plz
What does an orphan call home
NOTHING 🤣
what did the skelaton say when he well on his funny he laugh
What's the difference between your jokes and your penis? Nobody laughs at your jokes
i know why nobody like my comment because they got no sense of humor, thats why they dislike it now i know depression is a joke, a joke that never gets laugh =[ WHYYYY NO ONE LAUGH AT MY JOKES
A blind old guy asked me if I had any money to spare. I laughed and said I had a gold tooth... I don't have any now.
So, I got a paper towel roll, ripped it, but started to fart when I ripped it off, and stopped farting when I got it off the rool, and then I said; "I guess that's why it's called ripping one!"
What do you call a dictionary on drugs?
-high definition or addictionary
When your sad don’t feel down about yourself break someone’s leg and laugh.
A wife and husband was setting up their computer and the husband makes the password my dick, but the wife fell on the floor laughing because the computer said the password was too short.
HEY ANIME GIRL I HOPE YOU KNOW THAT JAYDEN IS A BOY AND WE GOT BACK TOGETHER HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH YOU NEVER HAD A CHANGE SO HAHAHAHAH
What made me laugh?
The fact that my life is a joke:")
Farmer: Phew! I got all the eggs from the chickens! Farmer #2: EGGcellent!
You can laugh at how men are stupid. But remember their favorite thing.
It starts with "M" and ends with "arriage"
If you guessed "Marriage" your stupid. It's miscarriage and don't forget it. The joke never get's old to him. Just like the baby.
3 blonde sisters die and are told by an angel that in order for them to go to heaven they have to pass all 100 steps. But each step has a joke , each joke gets funnier and funnier. And in order to pass them all, you can't laugh at any joke or else you go to hell. The blonde girls accept the offer. So the angel begins telling them the joke, one of the girls laughs at the 3rd step. The second blonde laugjhs halfway there. Finally, the last blonde was at the 100th step. The angel said ''this is the last step if you laugh you will go straight to hell with your sisters and if you don't you can pass. The blonde agrees and the angel starts to tell the joke, ''What do you ca..'' out of nowhere the blonde starts bursting out laughing. ''Why are you laughing I haven't even finished the joke yet''? The blonde replies '' I just got the first joke''.
