Laugh jokes
When does a skeleton laugh?
When someone tickles his funny bone!
Kid with Cancer: "When I get older, I want to be a movie star or a singer."
Nurse: *Laughs*
Kid: "Why are you laughing?"
Nurse: "When I get OLDER."
Proceeds to laugh.
Ha! It asked me to submit a joke, but then I realized I'm the joke.
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If Hitler was a comedian, he would use laughing gas.
I was at the bar late last night when a waitress screamed, "Anyone know CPR?" I said, "Shit, I know all the letters of the alphabet." Everyone laughed, well, except for this one guy.
Orphan: "I want to be a superhero."
Me: "You should be Batman."
Also me: *starts laughing* because Batman doesn't have parents...
I was in Russia listening to a stand-up comedian making fun of Putin.
The jokes weren't that good, but I liked the execution.
Yo mama so fat, when she made a joke, only one person laughed at it: the pavement. It was absolutely cracking up!
I love telling dad jokes. He always laughs.
Why did I giggle?
Because I saw the ocean's bottom.
Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.
The wheelchair kid laughed at my test score, so I told him to stand up to the anthem.
What does Michael say when he laughs? He he.
Joke start.
Punchline!
Popular guy in class: I am so funny.
Me: Your parents are funny as they made a joke and people are still laughing at it.
Your mama is so fat that when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the concrete cracked up.
Two Canadians die and end up in Hell. Satan decides to pay them a visit, so he walks into their room and sees them talking and laughing. Confused, he asks them why they're happy.
They tell him, "Well, we're so sick of the cold where we're from, and this place is nice and toasty."
Satan, annoyed, storms away and goes to Hell's boiler room, where he turns up the temperature.
He goes back to the Canadians' room, along the way being begged by all sorts of people to put the heating back down. He enters the room to see the Canadians having a barbecue. Furiously, he asks them what they're doing.
"Well, we can't pass up this wonderful weather without getting out the barbecue!"
Satan realizes he's been doing the wrong thing. He goes to the boiler room and turns it down until it's at a colder temperature than ever seen on earth.
He knows he's won now, so he goes back to the Canadians' room, only to see them jumping up and down in excitement.
He shouts at them in fury, "WHY ARE YOU STILL HAPPY?!?!?!"
They look at him and shout at the same time, "Hell froze over! That means the Leafs won!"
All these jokes make me laugh to death 💀.
Rape isn't funny unless she's laughing, too.