I was at the bar late last night when a waitress screamed anyone know cpr? I said shit I know all the letters of the alphabet. Everyone laughed well except for this 1 guy
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Orphan: "I want to be a superhero."
Me: "You should be Batman."
Also me: *starts laughing* because Batman doesn't have parents...
The mirror says: if you break me, you will have 3 years of bad luck.
The Magic Jewel says: if you break me, you will have 10 years of bad luck.
The condom just sitting there laughing.
Why did I giggle?
Because I saw the oceans bottom
used to laugh at Michael Jackson for wearing gloves and a mask.....
Yet here i am, stuck at home in this covid19 Thriller, Beating it.....
i love telling dad jokes,he always laughs
Why are orphans so good at tennis. They never get love. Btw laugh and Tennis means zero
play: "joke_start_3" play:"punchline_3" play:"laugh_6"
The wheelchair kid laughed at my test score so I told him to stand up to the anthem
What did the cops say when someone called him racist?
How can I be racist my wifeโs eye is black
All these jokes make me laugh to death ๐
rape isn't funny unless she's laughing too
I told a joke about miscarriage to a group of women, but none of them laughed. I guess it was a bad delivery
I was watching a "don't laugh" video and an erection joke almost made me laugh.
It really gave me a hard time indeed.
If Hitler was a comedian, He would use laughing gas