I can't stand up when I laugh hard - neither can thay
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that does comedy? Sit down comedy
Mirrors can’t talk, it’s sad that it can’t laugh at you!
man: knock knock...
boy: who's there?
man: bear...
boy: ...bear who?
man: bear bottom
nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
"if u can make them laugh and giggle, u can make their booty shake and jiggle"
Bro your humor is so bad i bet you would laugh at this
A B 💿
One man walked into a bar, a second man walked into a bar, but the third guy ducked.
A boy and his friend were walking down the street.
Boy 1: Bro, you still got my Nikes? Boy 2: Ye, sorry. I got em dirty. Boy 1: Please clean them, we have school tomorrow.
Boy 2 got back to his house and decided to clean his friend's shoes. After he finished drying them, he got stuck in his painfully small dryer. Then he remembered his brother needed something from the dryer. So he tried to get out, when his brother came in.
He came in twice.
(like if u understand)
Three guys are stranded with cannibals on an island. The cannibals said "Each one of you come back with 10 pieces of fruit and shove them up your butt showing no emotion". The first guy came back with 10 apples and by the second one he started to grunt so he was killed and eaten. The second one came back with cherries and when he went to put the 10th one in he started to laugh so he was killed and eaten. The two guys met in heaven and the first guy said" dude you were so close what happened?" The second one said" I would have made it but I saw the third guy come back with 10 pineapples!!"😝😝🤣🤣
Imagen when you are about to cry at the funeral then your friends phones rings Then he says "I'll call you back I'm still at the die"
How do you get a baby to stop crying?
Simple... you staple it’s mouth shut.
Me having a good day Going on a walk on a peaceful day* my depression: hey whats up! Me: go away. My depression: well how rude. Me: 🙄. My depression: remeber that one tim...... Me: no, dont even. My depression: that we..... Me: nope. My deprssion: *says really fast*:said that one stupid joke that wasnt funny and everybody just stared at you, and then you spilt water all over yourself and it looked like you peed yourself. And you went home and cried yourself to sleep just like yoy do every single night. Me: 😳😶😟. My depression: 😉 dont worry I'll always be here for you.
Wanna hear a joke? :Jesus being real
Why did the carrots laugh? They saw Mrs. Green Pea over the fence.
Molly Burke and her mom were on a walk, Molly walked into a bar, her mom laughed and walked under it.
Why did the mights laugh when they run?
The grass tickled their balls😅😂🤣
If someone told me to bring up 9/11. They were trying to make a funny joke but it didnt work. That one really *crashed and burned*
TELL ME YOU DONE THIS WITH OUT YOU TELL ME YOU DONE THIS.!!! so we all know when yall where in school yall would fart but yall would try to make it silent. but for me that one day I farted loud and every one could hear. every one got to blame the annoying kid.
Who's the cutest president in the world? Kim jong unchh💕💕💕
