Last jokes

I shouted at a kid. I told him to get his parents.

It was the last time I worked at an orphanage, 🤣.

My friend fell on the Nile river and Egypt last week.

He swears by it, but he’s in denial.

I found Jeffrey Epstein’s diary the other day.

The last entry was about 12 years old.

Last year, I got kicked out of the Hospital for telling COVID patients to stay positive!

Gen Z is most likely going to be the last generation who felt the pain of getting up early to catch their favorite show.

The last thing I said to my dog was,

"Play dead."

Jo Mama is so fat, I left her printing last year, and she is still printing!

Everything is now so expensive in Africa that witches don’t serve food in dreams again. Am I lying? Okay, when last did you eat in your dreams?

I remember last year all these bitches called me lame so I stopped the simping and pretended I was gay, now I think they're all fucking with me.

I'm an LGBTQ imposter got cut last year know I've made the roster and you may think I'm a monster. I'm just just tryna see some titties.

If I could make someone tell me their last words, they'd say, "Make me."

Kurt Cobain's last job was a blow job. He blew his head clean off.

I'll never forget my dad's last words before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, look how far I can kick this bucket!"

I still remember my dad's last words: "Don't worry son, Allah will be pleased."

Child: Hello, I can’t find my dad.

Stranger: Oh, well when and where did you last see him?

Child: Oh, I remember, 5 years ago he went to get some milk here.

I come in from work to see my wife dead on the sofa. As I unzip for one last ride, she says, "BOO!" What kind of a dick fuck does that!

What did the orphan say to his dad last?

Please get non-fat milk!

I will always remember the last noise I hear in my school, "oogga booga motherf***ers," click, boom!

I will never forget my mother and father's last words.

"Where the Sam hell did you get a grenade?"

I'll never forget my mother's last words: "What are you doing with that sledgehammer?"

Do nothing about people falling down the stairs, it will keep happening.

Put razor blades on the stairs, it will be their last time falling down the stairs.