Last jokes

What was the last thing to go through the minds of 9/11 jumpers?

Their ankles.

Did you hear? There is a new toy for boys ages 2-10. It's called Jackson. A tiny white doll, with black Jackson. Get it while supplies last.

Mum finds out child cheats in math test.

Mom says, "There is no cheating in this house."

Child: "Then why did you cheat with my math teacher last night?"

I shouted at a kid. I told him to get his parents.

It was the last time I worked at an orphanage, 🤣.

Hillary Clinton lost last time to the first African American president, Barack Obama. Why will she lose this one to Donald Trump?

Because orange is the new black.

Imagine if a disabled person's last name was Runner or Walker! 😬😂

Q. What's the best part of living in Alabama?

A. Not having to change your last name when you get married.

The last thing I said to my dog was,

"Play dead."

Jo Mama is so fat, I left her printing last year, and she is still printing!

Gen Z is most likely going to be the last generation who felt the pain of getting up early to catch their favorite show.

Last year, I got kicked out of the Hospital for telling COVID patients to stay positive!

Everything is now so expensive in Africa that witches don’t serve food in dreams again. Am I lying? Okay, when last did you eat in your dreams?

I remember last year all these bitches called me lame so I stopped the simping and pretended I was gay, now I think they're all fucking with me.

I'm an LGBTQ imposter got cut last year know I've made the roster and you may think I'm a monster. I'm just just tryna see some titties.

If I could make someone tell me their last words, they'd say, "Make me."

I'll never forget my dad's last words before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, look how far I can kick this bucket!"

What did the orphan say to his dad last?

Please get non-fat milk!

Child: Hello, I can’t find my dad.

Stranger: Oh, well when and where did you last see him?

Child: Oh, I remember, 5 years ago he went to get some milk here.

I come in from work to see my wife dead on the sofa. As I unzip for one last ride, she says, "BOO!" What kind of a dick fuck does that!

I still remember my dad's last words: "Don't worry son, Allah will be pleased."

I will never forget my mother and father's last words.

"Where the Sam hell did you get a grenade?"