I will never forget my mother and father's last words.
"Where the Sam hell did you get a grenade?"
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. So, the joke is that the person's parents are about to die. Their last words should be profound, but instead they're asking where their kid got a grenade. It's unexpected and dark, like your humor if you understand this. Also, you're probably single. Just a fun fact!