Last year, got kicked out of the Hospital for telling covid patients to stay positive
Everything is now so expensive in Africa that witches don’t serve food in dreams again. Am I lying? Okay, when last did you eat in your dreams?
Gen z is most likely going to be the last generation who felt the pain of getting up early to catch their favorite show.
i remember last year all these biches called me lame so i stoped the simping and pretended i was gay, now i think theyre all fucking with me. im an L G B T Q imposter got cut last year know ive made the roster and you may think im a monester. im just just tryna see some titties.
My friend fell on the Nile river and Egypt last week he swears by it, but he’s in denial
Why are people in Japan so thin? Because it didn't end well the last time a Fat Man was there.
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Hillary Clinton lost last time to the first African American president, Barack Obama. Why will she lose this one to Donald Trump?
Because orange is the new black.
what where paul walkers last words
idk probably "WATCH THE FUCKING TREEE"
I still remember my dad's last words: "Don't worry son, Allah will be pleased."
what did the orphan say to his dad last plz get non fat milk
People always ask what the secret of our families happiness is. It is simple really. 1 Television and computer games are limited to a couple of hours each week. 2. We all give each other a hand when needed. Last but not least we play twister.
I come in from work to see my wife dead on the sofa. As I unzip for one last ride she says BOO! What kind of a dick fuck does that!
Child:Hello I can’t find my dad.stranger:Oh well when and where did you last see him?child:Oh I remember 5 years ago he went to get some milk here.
What is the last thing you wanna see during a prostate exam? The doctor take off his watch
I will always remember the last noise i hear in my school, "oogga booga motherf****rs," click, boom
i will never forget my mother and fathers last words
WHERE THE SAM HELL DID YOU GET A GRANADE
Ill never forget my mother last words. What's are doing with that sledge hammer
A woman walks in to a dentists office sits on the counter and spreads her legs. The dentist says i think you have the wrong idea with that the woman replies last week you gave my husband his false teeth now you can get them out.
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