Three nuns up to Mother Teresa and say Mother Teresa we would not like to be eaten anymore Mother Teresa says okay but first you have to do something Unholy so they a leave and come back 3 days later the first one the first one says Mother Teresa I did something Unholy I took a little kids bike Mother Teresa says okay who drink from the holy water and you are free to go II unlocks upset I did it something worse than her I slept with a married man the last nun walks up and says I did something worse than all of them Mother Teresa says oh god oh gosh are there in the third nut and says I peed in the holy water
n 1941, Hans, a young German boy, was listening to the radio. Over the radio, Hitler announced that Germany was now going to war with the United States. “Father, where is the United States,” Hans asked. His father pointed at a map of North America. “Aren’t we currently at war with Russia? Where might that be,” he questioned his father. The man pointed towards the Soviet Union. “And I’m told we’re also at war with the British Empire. Where is that?” The father pointed out all of the territories owned by the British. “Where is Germany again, Father?” He pointed to their home country in Central Europe. Hans pondered this information for a second. “One last question, Father.” “Yes?” “Has Hitler seen this map?”
I'll remember my last words...."SORRY IM NOT SORRY"
When I got to you and I was android and we were all in minecraft for the last two years and we had the same problem ui with you anymore but you can see it on Instagram that it is not a real time thing or a android
I really like those 'driverless cars'. I saw loads of them last week, in the car park.
I’m still wearing the smile you gave me last week :)
When is the last time you picked up the phone?
That's the last time we park the tardis outside the portaloos at Glastonbury
Wanna know the last words of the south tower?
̈HAHA LOOK AT YOU! IMAGINE BEING HIT YOU L BOZ- ̈
They say if viagra lasts more than four hours call the doctor ? I’m just wondering it’s been 6 hours and I’m still hard should I call the doctor or hop on another women
What do children with cancer and Russian soldiers have incommon their life dosn't last long
why can't black people have nightmares? cause we shot the last one that had a dream
My grandma just died from cancer
My last words to her were “I like your cut g”
The last thing the victims were thinking was is there 9 or 11 stories
Friend Hey did you catch that game last night? I did, it was so good! After that I went to Kane’s, because Kanes is amazing! What did you do this weekend I did-
Me Dude are you the Terms and Conditions? Because I don’t give a fuck about what you say.
Parent:Have you seen your sister? Son:No, the last time i seen her when we playing hide n seek.
Did you know Princess Diana's last dress she wore was white? But afterwards it was red.
if u take off the first and last letter of demon there gonna turn emo
Just burned 2,000 calories. That's the last time I leave brownies in the oven while I nap
What was Steven Hawking’s last words? ERROR 101