Last Jokes

i'll never forget my dads last words before he kicked the bucket: "hey, look how far i can kick this bucket!!"

What's the last thing Asians hear from their parents? My money is my money. Your money is my money. Your wife's money is my money. Always remember that son.

Battery 1%

I take one last look at earth as my suit runs out of power

Last Christmas was awesome, the whole family came.

My friend said to me that I am gay my response I’m as straight as that pole that your mum danced on last night

Whats the difference between a dad and an Emo? they both dont last awhile

Last night i had a dream about fishing poles, turns out it wasn't REEL

What do Marshall Tucker Band and Kobe Bryant have in common?

Their last big hit was "Fire on the Mountain"

Kate ate food coloring last night she said she was dying inside

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went on a date last night and told my date I worked with animals every day.

She said, "Oh, how sweet. What do you do?" I said, "I'm a butcher."

What was the last thing that went through the 9/11 jumpers heads?

Their ankles.

Why is the last part of orphanage age ? Because it doesn't matter your age

Why did Oliver have no friends?

His last name was Clothesoff and all the other kids would get in trouble whenever they would ask to play with Oliver Clothesoff.

You guys, this is my last time publishing something here. You guys have been sending rude comments, and I need to work on my mental health. Goodbye.

I ate the last of my Egyptian food and now I falafel. I don't know why I made that joke. Probably just becuscus.

What was the last thing to go through the terrorist's mind? The detonator.

Q: Why is Japan the healthiest country? A: Last time they had a fat man, 80,000 people died.

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