Language jokes
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
What did the skeleton say to his dog at dinner time? Bone appétit!
Why can't you hear the pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because the "p" is silent.
I have (I HAVE) bolas.
What do you call a pile of kittens? A meowntain.
Do you know Bumo?
Bumo deez nuts.
What do you call a bee from America?
A USB.
What do you call a ball with no hair? A Mexican ball.
If you take off the first and last letter of "demon," they're gonna turn emo.
There's 3 words in important: I'm, port, ant.
"Ohh wing wing."
The kid was a bit sad, so he was blue.
Teacher asked him, "Why are you so blue?"
The kid replied, "I'm not sad."
Teacher said, "No, your face actually blue."
What has one head, one foot, and four legs? A: A bed.
Q: Did you hear the joke about the roof? A: Never mind, it's over your head!
Q: How many letters are in the alphabet? A: 11. A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.
What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off a bridge? "(sign language)"
Friend 1: How come when you say "apart" your lips move apart, but when you say "together" they move apart?
Me: Maybe your lips want a divorce.
What did the window say to the door?
"What are you squeaking about? I'm the one with the panes!"
Get it?
You add words = bullshit.
Words can’t describe how beautiful you are.
But numbers can. (Lol)
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Figs.
Figs who?
Fix the door, it's broken!
Your