Language jokes
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 ate 9.
What's the difference between a joke and three cocks? You can't take a joke.
"How do you make 7 even?"
"Take away the s."
Q: What do gay horses say?
A: "Geigh!"
What did the ass say to the joke?
"You crack me up!"
Memes
Me when I’m texting somebody and their spelling is so bad I can’t understand what they’re saying
How does a rapper apologize?
With a rap-ology!
Speak in AAVE, Mr. Bear...
How many East Asians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Tu.
I C U P works on 88% of people.
What do you call someone without a body and a nose? Nobody knows.
When does Friday come before Thursday?
In the dictionary.
If a sped is late for class, is it wrong to call them tardy?
What language do they speak in the middle of the earth?
CORE-ean
abcdef ghijklmnop qrstuv.
I would tell you a cat pun, but it's too purr-fect to share.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Figs.
Figs who?
Fix the door, it's broken!
Your
The two biggest dyslexic guy lies: "My check is in your mouth," and "I won't come in your mailbox."
Hey John, how are you going?
Helium, yeah good, what about you?
(Hey Liam)
Yesnt.