Language jokes

I tried my best to think of some puns, but I'm gonna have tibia honest: I don't have any puns left, but I'm pretty sternum, so I'll think of a few puns here and there. It took a lot of spine to do this.

"OH MY GOD! IT SPEAKS!"

Pulp is a palindrome.

. --... -. -...--.

You know that the F in orphan may stand for family, but it actually stands for "fuck family."

Stop it why offends... asf.

I smell up dog in here.

"What's up, dog?"

Nothing much, how about you?

There is no "W" in the word "Africa," just like there is no water.

There's 3 words in important: I'm, port, ant.

Tongue twister: Through three cheese trees Three free fleas flew. While these three fleas flew, freezy breeze blew. Freezy breeze made these three trees freeze; freezy trees made these tree's cheese freeze.

That's what made these three fleas sneeze. 👍😀

"Ohh wing wing."

What did the skeleton say to his dog at dinner time? Bone appétit!

I have (I HAVE) bolas.

What do you call a pile of kittens? A meowntain.

Why can't you hear the pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

Because the "p" is silent.

The smartest kid in my class says "is-land" instead of "island."

You soak balls, get it?

Anonymous 1: Why are you crying?

Anonymous 2: No, buddy, come to my finral.

I didn't steal it. 🌚

I can't spell. Spell. Pels. Slepe. Spell. Ellpas[a[dpa[pw[paew[pfopaojf[apdkoc[asndcsdokd Fkuc.

How do you say “Yes, you look good” in Spanish?

– Sí...

See deez nuts!

What did the window say to the door?

"What are you squeaking about? I'm the one with the panes!"

Get it?