Language jokes
The smartest kid in my class says "is-land" instead of "island."
There is no "W" in the word "Africa," just like there is no water.
Tongue twister: Through three cheese trees Three free fleas flew. While these three fleas flew, freezy breeze blew. Freezy breeze made these three trees freeze; freezy trees made these tree's cheese freeze.
That's what made these three fleas sneeze. đđ
How do you say âYes, you look goodâ in Spanish?
â SĂ...
See deez nuts!
I was gonna tell you a great pun, but it's too cheesy.
Memes
I smell up dog in here.
"What's up, dog?"
Nothing much, how about you?
What has one head, one foot, and four legs? A: A bed.
Q: Did you hear the joke about the roof? A: Never mind, it's over your head!
Q: How many letters are in the alphabet? A: 11. A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.
What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off a bridge? "(sign language)"
Friend 1: How come when you say "apart" your lips move apart, but when you say "together" they move apart?
Me: Maybe your lips want a divorce.
What did the window say to the door?
"What are you squeaking about? I'm the one with the panes!"
Get it?
What is a joke?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Hatch.
Hatch who?
Bless you!
Hey John, how are you going?
Helium, yeah good, what about you?
(Hey Liam)
You add words = bullshit.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 ate 9.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Figs.
Figs who?
Fix the door, it's broken!
Two urchins, L. H. A. B.
Words canât describe how beautiful you are.
But numbers can. (Lol)
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I would tell you the pun about the broken pencil, but it has no point to it.