Language jokes
How much you wanna bet you will not repeat my name out loud (at school/work)?
You wanna hear an Indian egg joke? (yeah-)
Never mind. You won't understand.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's just a joke!
Me: Ice woman diary: a witch's tin key.
Other: What? You said, "I swim in diarrhea, which is stinky?"
What do you call a ball with no hair? A Mexican ball.
If you take off the first and last letter of "demon," they're gonna turn emo.
What do you call a person with no body or a nose?
Nobody knows.
Knock Knock! Who's there? Candace Candace who? Can deez nuts fit in your mouth?
Do you know Bumo?
Bumo deez nuts.
What do you call a bee from America?
A USB.
What do you call an idiot?
An absolute imbecile.
How many beans are there in Irish chili?
Answer: 239
Why are there two hundred and thirty-nine?
Answer: (spoken in Irish Brogues) Because if you add one more, it'd be "two farty."
There's 3 words in important: I'm, port, ant.
"Ohh wing wing."
Anonymous 1: Why are you crying?
Anonymous 2: No, buddy, come to my finral.
I didn't steal it. 🌚
You know that the F in orphan may stand for family, but it actually stands for "fuck family."
You soak balls, get it?
The smartest kid in my class says "is-land" instead of "island."
"OH MY GOD! IT SPEAKS!"
I can't spell. Spell. Pels. Slepe. Spell. Ellpas[a[dpa[pw[paew[pfopaojf[apdkoc[asndcsdokd Fkuc.