Language jokes
Q: What do gay horses say?
A: "Geigh!"
What did the ass say to the joke?
"You crack me up!"
How does a rapper apologize?
With a rap-ology!
Speak in AAVE, Mr. Bear...
How many East Asians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Tu.
I can't not believe you stupid fucks. This isn't funny. Just like a bunch of cunts not to believe there is nothing can't do.
BTW what do you call a manly woman's cunt? Nothing. Who gives a fuck?
I C U P works on 88% of people.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
My name is Ach.
Ach who?
Bless you!
What do you call someone without a body and a nose? Nobody knows.
When does Friday come before Thursday?
In the dictionary.
If a sped is late for class, is it wrong to call them tardy?
What language do they speak in the middle of the earth?
CORE-ean
abcdef ghijklmnop qrstuv.
I would tell you a cat pun, but it's too purr-fect to share.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Figs.
Figs who?
Fix the door, it's broken!
Your
The two biggest dyslexic guy lies: "My check is in your mouth," and "I won't come in your mailbox."
Hey John, how are you going?
Helium, yeah good, what about you?
(Hey Liam)
Yesnt.
"Hay, can you help me to her on..." No, that is gross. I meant my car.