Language jokes
How many beans are there in Irish chili?
Answer: 239
Why are there two hundred and thirty-nine?
Answer: (spoken in Irish Brogues) Because if you add one more, it'd be "two farty."
What do you call a bee from America?
A USB.
"Ohh wing wing."
Do you know Bumo?
Bumo deez nuts.
There's 3 words in important: I'm, port, ant.
Memes
You soak balls, get it?
There is no "W" in the word "Africa," just like there is no water.
The smartest kid in my class says "is-land" instead of "island."
How do you say “Yes, you look good” in Spanish?
– Sí...
See deez nuts!
Tongue twister: Through three cheese trees Three free fleas flew. While these three fleas flew, freezy breeze blew. Freezy breeze made these three trees freeze; freezy trees made these tree's cheese freeze.
That's what made these three fleas sneeze. 👍😀
I have (I HAVE) bolas.
What did the skeleton say to his dog at dinner time? Bone appétit!
Why can't you hear the pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because the "p" is silent.
What do you call a pile of kittens? A meowntain.
Friend 1: How come when you say "apart" your lips move apart, but when you say "together" they move apart?
Me: Maybe your lips want a divorce.
The kid was a bit sad, so he was blue.
Teacher asked him, "Why are you so blue?"
The kid replied, "I'm not sad."
Teacher said, "No, your face actually blue."
I have 25 friends from the alphabet, but don't ask me why.
What do you call crocodiles that don't say "swim" every day?
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
You wanna hear an Indian egg joke? (yeah-)
Never mind. You won't understand.