Language

Language jokes

Man

What do you call a surprised Chinese man?

Answer: Ho Lee Fuk.

Orphan

The "F" in "orphan" stands for family, but there is no "F" in "orphan."

Programmer

I was always told as a kid that I have to pick between being a programmer and an English teacher.

They said: you can't be a "pro-grammer nazi."

Mom

My mom said, "You are in big trouble!"

I said, "Are you going to punish me?"

Number

Why shouldn’t you call people in China?

Because there are so many Wings and Wongs you might "wing" the wrong number.

Dog

A man had moved to a new country with his dog and with basic understanding of the language. One day he heard people talking about a place for dogs, so he took his dog there, telling them he wanted his dog to be groomed.

The man behind the counter responded with "yes happy dog, come back in little hours." So the man left and came back a couple hours later. When he asked about his dog, he was given a box of jerky. He found out "Happy Dog" was the name of the place where dogs become food.