Language jokes
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Fuck.
Fuck who?
Fuck off!
Did you know that the letter "f" in "orphan" stands for family?
What language do Asian Karen’s speak?
Demandarin.
What is Juan the junkmail dispenser's nickname? Spic and spam.
What do you call a surprised Chinese man?
Answer: Ho Lee Fuk.
Memes
Just saying...mine is 13 and a half 😉
The "F" in "orphan" stands for family, but there is no "F" in "orphan."
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Robin.
Robin who?
Robin you, that is who.
What does a stick say when it falls down? "Wood you help me up?"
Q. You know what really bugs me?
A. Insect puns.
I was always told as a kid that I have to pick between being a programmer and an English teacher.
They said: you can't be a "pro-grammer nazi."
My mom said, "You are in big trouble!"
I said, "Are you going to punish me?"
I'll stop with the horrible puns if you can say a good joke.
Why did all the numbers laugh at 22? Because it had "tu tu's."
How do poets say hello?
Hey, haven’t we metaphor?
Today, I invented a new word: "plagiarism."
I tried out some puns to make people laugh, but no pun in ten did.
Wanna hear a long joke?
JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKE!!!!!
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
An irrel-elephant ;)
Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom?
Because the "p" is silent.
Why shouldn’t you call people in China?
Because there are so many Wings and Wongs you might "wing" the wrong number.