Alphabet Antics

  • "There are 20 letters in the alphabet, correct?"

    "No, it's 26."

    "Oh, I forgot, you are a cutie."

    "You're missing one more."

    "I'll give you the D later."

    "....come to my office at 1pm ASAP."

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  • Explain Bear

    Listen up, buttercup. The joke is that the person first says there are 20 letters in the alphabet, then implies the other person is a "cutie", but that wasn't the missing letter. The missing letter is "D", as in, I'll give you the D later which is slang for intercourse. Get it? You probably don't.

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