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A manager asked a black employee to work overtime. The employee initially agreed until he was told it would be without pay.
The employee responded with, "You know what happened last time my family worked for free?"
"What happened?" said the manager.
"A civil war."
Did you know there's a place in Germany called Hanover?
Must be lots of drunks there.
A man walked into a bar and said, "What do you call a cum shot?"
The people running the bar said, "I don't know, nut."
The guy said, "Are you calling me a nut?"
Did you know there's a brand of coffee specifically for pedophiles?
It's called the Ep-bean.
You know how 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9?
Well, how do you think 10 feels being in the middle of 9 11?
What's the difference between a cop and a bullet?
When a bullet kills somebody, you know it's been fired.
My ex broke up with me the day before his birthday. Yeah, he never got to see anything on his birthday. Next thing you know, I'm now in prison.
Trump's releasing the files.
To catch all the pedophiles.
He didn't know Epstein.
Didn't touch any teens.
How would negotiations between Putin and Zelensky play out?
QUEUE THE MUSIC
BANG BANG INTO THE ROOM I KNOW U WANT IT
It's a shame Iran doesn't know how to restrain Israel. If only they had Hitler's expertise.
Now he really would be THE FINAL SOLUTION!
You know the saying, "Third time's the charm?"
Well, Germany lost twice.
Man, I didn't know they put Humpty Dumpty back together!
Raju: How about you, Sunil?
Do you know?
Sanju: Sunil is my long distance
is a brother.
Raju: Long brother?
Sanju: Yes, because I live in Ratnagiri and he lives in Nagpur.
Do you know who Dee is?
Dees nuts!
When does a dyslexic person know when they've spelt their address wrong?
When it fails to turn up.
My bro’s parents died, but he didn’t know why.
Turns out they died because he was a failure, and he would be going to an orphanage in 4 days.
I made a website for orphans. You know what I did not add? A home page.
I watched a movie with a lot of ketchup on the ground.
I don't know why my friends look disgusted.
How do you know if a rapper is lying?
His rhymes don't add up.
Do you know when an African doesn't feel hungry?
When he is dead.