Know jokes
Someone I know is an ant. I feel like a mountain to them.
Do you know why people in wheelchairs don’t pay for them?
Because they have to pay for road tax.
Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, he can't tell me.
I know everything about Walt Disney! How he died, how his mom and dad died, how his kids died, when he was born, where he was born, and how he was born. 😏
Well, you know what they say, time flies when you're just a ball of anxiety and stress. :D
Memes
why did i laugh at this? this is alot like someone I know.. hmm- ( in the cmmts write who u think it is!)
What do you call a person that [proudly] knows only one language? A bloody seppo.
What do you call a person that speaks five languages? A Euro waiter.
Why do orphans like tigers? I don't know, you tell me.
Why don't orphans know how to play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
My parents created a joke 11 years ago and people are still laughing at it, but I know it's not me because jokes have meaning.
Why can’t the orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Q: What do you call a dog that stepped in its own shit?
A: I don't know.
You know you're ugly when it comes to a group picture and they hand you the camera.
I've reached the age where looking in the mirror is like checking the news. I know there'll be some new developments I won't like.
I don’t know why I’m in jail. So, basically, I was at a gun range, and we were supposed to hit the targets, even though I hit it.
Did you know Africans don’t have to be black?
"Hey, what does IDK mean?"
"I don't know."
"Okay, then I am going to ask someone else."
You know, people always tell you to stand up for yourself. Why didn't anyone tell the World Trade Center that? 🤔
Do you know Joe?
Joe who?
Joe *boom*.
Did you know one of the singers of YMCA had AIDS? Y-M-C-AIDS.
How does a hillbilly mother know when her daughter is on her period? Her son’s dick tastes like blood.