Know jokes
Did you know curing boredom is quite simple?
For instance, you could pretend to be an apple by tying a rope around your neck for a stem.
Why does nobody know that an Octane is a Fennec in disguise?
They have the same hitbox.
My dad died in 9/11... He was the best pilot I know.
Gwen, let's chat at night for about 1 hour! I want to get to know each other better!
P.S., it's Jake.
Did you know the "f" in "orphan" stands for family?
Kid: There is no "f" in "orphan."
There is no family.
Memes
"we are not the same"🖕🗿🖕
Why can't orphans play rounders?
Because they don't know where home is.
I wrote a joke on MH370... but I don’t know where it went.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
Why do orphans make terrible baseball players?
They don't know where home plate is.
A student asked a teacher, "How do you pronounce this word? It's spelled A-L-L-I-E-D."
The teacher was about to answer, but then the student said, "Actually, I know how to pronounce it. I lied!" (allied)
"Jiggle balls, jiggle balls, jiggle all the way."
"Dr. Squatch will heal the itch, and know it goes away, hey!"
A guy does not know anything. Oh, wait, he has dementia.
Do you know when the thing of you when the was is where you and if you when you where if I and you where in the thing is where yes?
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
They don't know where home is.
So put your best face on everybody, pretend you know this song everybody.
*pulls out noose* "COME HANG!"
*pulls out gun* Let's go out with a bang... Bang- *gunshot*
What do you call a bird with no wings?
Moas didn't even know that existed!
I was walking down the street one day, and I passed the gun store. I walked in, and everything was half off. I didn’t know back-to-school sales had started already!
I got in a cage fight.
The hamster didn't know what hit him!
Hey, this is to orphans:
"Orphans are ugly. We need to know each other :D We need to date, cause ur hot and so am I and orphans rly are ugly!!!!"
How on God's green earth does my boyfriend have a phone?
JK WE NEED TO TALK ILL TYPE THE SECRET CODE (YOU'LL KNOW WHAT IT MEANS.) GREEN PUSSY CAT LIKES BANNANS.