Know jokes
What’s one thing women need to know nowadays?
Their place.
Do you know what the F in orphan is for...
Family.
Damn boy, you must be Nick Cannon because you don’t know when or how to stop.
You know you are from China when you use rice instead of glue.
Marriage is really educational.
When I was single, I didn't even know there was a wrong way to put a fork in the dishwasher.
Guys, I know how to stop racism. Delete the word "racism." People can't be something that doesn't exist.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he knew how to count his bars!
You know what’s traumatizing?
Your mom breastfeeding in front of you.
Help!
You know you have weird Indian parents when you can hear them canilingus each other.
You know what's the difference between my basement and Chick-fil-A?
A lot of things.
How many people fit in a tree?
I don't know, you tell me.
Is there a racist jokes page here? I’m not racist, I just want to know.
You want to know why Santa brings such a big sack?
Because he only comes once a year.
Hey, you there, were you raised on a chicken farm? 'Cause you really know how to raise a cock!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I don't know, but the Twin Towers do.
Why is Newton not allowed to visit local farms?
The owners know that forces come in pears.
How did a man know his wife died?
Dishis start piling up.
Yo mama is so lazy that the only letters she knows are "NO".
Another joke, I know they suck.
What is a depressed person's favorite joke? Their life.
I was drinking a martini and the waitress screamed, “Does anyone know CPR?!”
I yelled, “I know the entire alphabet!”, and we all laughed and laughed. Well, except one person, he didn't hear the joke.