Know jokes

How'd the skeleton know it was going to rain? He looked at the weather forecast.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana.

Jack got high and slapped his thigh and said, "You know you wanna."

Jill said yes, picked up her dress and said, "Let's have some fun!"

Silly ole Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a son.

You know who deserves a medal? The guy who killed Hitler.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

I don't know, but the Twin Towers do.

Why is Newton not allowed to visit local farms?

The owners know that forces come in pears.

I know this isn't an orphan joke, but I didn't know where to say it, so yeah.

I threw a nut at the allergy table and screamed, "YES, TRIPLE KILL!"

You know why eggs can't tell jokes?

They crack each other up!

Why do orphans not know how to play baseball?

Because they don't know where home is.

Why are orphans bad at basketball?

Because they don't know where home is.

Why are orphans bad at baseball?

Because they don't know where home is.

Did you know that Stephen Hawking's death was an accident because he pressed "shut down" instead of "sleep mode?"

I didn’t know how to fasten my seatbelt. Then it clicked.

Do you know what the hardest part of school is?

Why are orphans so bad at poker?

They don't know what a full house is.

I met a baseball player, so I told him to make a home run, and he just looked at me with sadness. I don't know why.

By the way, he was an orphan.

Did you know emos are the highest jumpers? Some of them are still in the air.

When you fall asleep on the couch and wake up in your bed.

But you know you live alone.

I broke my arm in two places. You know what the doctor told me? Stay out of those places!

Engineer: I know engineering, and my gut instinct tells me to fix it!

Biologist: I know biology, and your gut instinct is full of shit.

Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?

He didn't know where home was.