Know jokes
Sister: Wanna know the difference between your singing and your flute playing?
Me: Sure... (Expecting a completely different response than what I get.)
Sister: Nvm, they have no difference.
Me: *Confused*
Sister: They're both horrible.
I know this isn't an orphan joke, but I didn't know where to say it, so yeah.
I threw a nut at the allergy table and screamed, "YES, TRIPLE KILL!"
I met a baseball player, so I told him to make a home run, and he just looked at me with sadness. I don't know why.
By the way, he was an orphan.
You know who deserves a medal? The guy who killed Hitler.
What did the plane say to the twin towers?
"Lmao, you twins don't know how to play Jenga. Here, let me show you how!" (BOOM) ;)
Your hairline is so far back that I didn’t know you had a hairline.
Anyone wanna chat? I'm new and don't know many people.
How many skinny people can fit in a tub? I don't know; they keep slipping down the drain.
How to know something won’t be fun:
Someone will say, "C'mon, it’ll be fun!"
What did the parents rearrange the furniture to punish a child?
Guess he was a stupid blind motherfucker 🖕 that didn't even know how to use a cane to figure out where they put the furniture.
You know why eggs can't tell jokes?
They crack each other up!
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
When you fall asleep on the couch and wake up in your bed.
But you know you live alone.
I know you came here to feel good about yourself...
Me: What’s the definition of “ignorance”?
Friend: Don’t know?
Me: U STUPID!
How did my dad know I was gay?
He stuck his cock in me and I liked it.
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
Jim was caught beating a man up. Brooklyn took a picture of his license plate with her phone and told him, "Your life is ruined!" So Jim took a picture of her, and the next thing you know, he said, "Now my phone is ruined!"
My name is Shelly Bobby... I don't know my last name.
A man got pulled over, and the policeman had stepped out and said, "Do you know how fast you were going?"
The man said, "I was trying to catch up with the traffic."
The officer said, "There is no traffic."
The man said, "Exactly, that’s how far behind I am!"