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Is there a racist jokes page here? I’m not racist, I just want to know.

If you text your crush and they leave you on read, just know that "read" has four letters. You know what also has four letters? "Mine." So that basically means that you are theirs. :)

How did a man know his wife died?

Dishis start piling up.

Yo mama is so lazy that the only letters she knows are "NO".

I was drinking a martini and the waitress screamed, “Does anyone know CPR?!”

I yelled, “I know the entire alphabet!”, and we all laughed and laughed. Well, except one person, he didn't hear the joke.

Person with no arms: Even though I have no arms, I can do anything you guys can.

Me: If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands. 👏👏 If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands. 👏👏

Person with no arms: 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

How did the cannibal know the girl he was eating for dinner had COVID-19?

She lost her taste.

When a "Baby on Board" sticker is a little faded and beat up, you know the kid is at least a year old, and the car is safe to ram.

How do you know Adam and Eve were White?

Have you ever tried taking a rib from a Black man?

Did you know your pupils are the last part to stop working when you die? They dilate.

Did you know that the first French fries weren’t cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.

I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon....I'll let you know.

How do you know Adam and Eve were white?

Have you ever tried taking a rib from black women?

What’s one thing women need to know nowadays?

Their place.

Damn boy, you must be Nick Cannon because you don’t know when or how to stop.

You know you are from China when you use rice instead of glue.

Do you know why they call me battery saver?

I get turned on when it’s below 10%.

Guys, I know how to stop racism. Delete the word "racism." People can't be something that doesn't exist.

Why was the rapper so good at math?

Because he knew how to count his bars!

Q: What is the opposite of 'Dominos'?

A: Domi doesn't know!