Know-how jokes

Want to know how a joke becomes a dad joke? Just wait for it to leave you and never come back.

Me: Hey! Do you know how to tie a knot?

Person: Yea, why?

Me: Cause I need help tying this noose :)

Man and woman are having a discussion. The woman looks into the man's eyes and says, "Honey, you know how I like it when you walk up and stick it in . . . "

". . . but I love it when Bob walks up and sticks it in!"

Divorce is scheduled for next month.

Gwen, if you're reading this, the link I sent is for you and your boyfriend to chat and stuff. No one shall bother you! Pinky pinky!

Btw, do you know how I am cause if do then I am related to Kenya and my name starts with T? Don't worry, just chat with your boyfriend.

You know how 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9?

Well, how do you think 10 feels being in the middle of 9 11?

- What did the skeleton say to his friend?

- Actually... TIBIA honest, I don't know how to complete this joke...

Q. Why couldn't Terri Schiavo give good blow jobs?

A. She didn't know how to swallow.

What is the only thing lesbians know how to grow? Cucumbers.

How come orphans know how to do laundry?

Cause that's usually the mom's job.

Your forehead is so long, even Einstein didn’t know how to cross it.

A guy bought an AMG and crashed it. Now he knows how the Mercedes bends.

My wife wanted a boob job. I told her it was too expensive.

I told her all she has to do is take some toilet paper and rub it in between her boobs for a few days, and they would get bigger. She asked, "How is that supposed to work?"

I replied, "I don't know how it works, but it did a heck of a job on your ass!"

Why can't an orphan suck my nut?

A girl can, one knows how.

In geometry class, the teacher went up to the board and drew a 23-degree angle.

She then drew a 67-degree angle. The class was astonished when the angles started talking! The first one said, "That's a lovely blouse you're wearing," and the second one chimed in, "And I love what you've done with your hair."

The students asked the teacher if she knew what was going on. She sighed and said, "Well, these angles are supposed to be complementary, but I guess they don't know how to spell."

Free will is like having a vagina. You don't need to know how to use it, and you don't need to know what it does, but what matters is that you have it.

It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it.

My mom showed me that she could deep throat a banana. I asked how you know how to do that. My mom said, "I practice on your stepfather."

Why are Mexican families so big?

They don’t know how to put a condom on.

Random words in my keyboard:

The most annoying part of this game has always been that the players don’t know how much time it takes to get to the table before you start playing them.

Do you know how I lost my music teacher job?

I tried to hit G by putting D.