Guy: Do you know how to draw women's rights Girl: No how Guy: All you need is a blank paper and that's it
You should know how important it is to wash your sex toys. That's why priests invented baptism.
do you wanna know how I recently seduced and obese woman, actually it was a piece of cake
Why orphans suck at Gta because they don't know how to be wanted.
Want to know how to fit 71 people in the car? 2 in the front while we handle 69 in the back.
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bully: im going to hurt you so bad You: well..your IQ is same amount of teeth im about to knock out so...your so dumb that you cant don't even know how to do that
and your IQ is 5
do u guys know how to make a hoe in minecraft? you pick it up off the street.
A womens knitters group is having a meeting and they are all pregnant. They all talk about their pregnancies. One woman says "I'm taking vitamin C so my baby has a healthy immune system". Another knitter says "I'm taking Folic acid to help my baby's brain". Finally one woman says "I'm taking Thalidomide". All the women turn to her and say "Thalidomide ! Don't you know your baby could be born without arms?" The woman shrugs her shoulders and says "I don't know how to knit arms". (Told to me by a woman knitter)
Woman- What’s a good comeback for my sexist husband when he tells me to go make him a sandwich
Husband- I know! How about you COMEBACK with a godda*n sandwich?
You know how bad of a person you are when you figure out how long You wait to smash, for me and my girlfriend it was between the first plane crash and the last tower falling
Has anybody noticed that the New York City football team is the New York Jets? They sure know how to scare the twin towers.
The reason why Trailer Park Boys is set in Nova Scotia and not Alabama is because if it was set in Alabama, then they would have to record every instance of incest. And the show's writers would need to know how to cram all of it in one season.
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It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it.
Why can't orphans play base ball?
Because they don't know how to hit a home run.
Why can't orphans operate Apple devices?
Because they don't know how to use the home button.
My wife wanted a boob job. I told her it was too expensive. I told her all she has to do is take some toilet paper and rub it in between her boobs for a few days, and they would get bigger. She asked "How is that supposed to work?". I replied, "I don't know how it works, but it did a heck of a job on your ass!"
grandfathers last words :Stop shaking the ladder you cunt Grandmother last words : you know how to use that hammer Dads last words : Always aim before you shoot that gun Moms last words :Turn of the stove when you're done My last thought : am I a murder
Do you know how to make 4 Albanians stand on a shoebox? Just tell him that it floats.
