Want to know how to fit 71 people in the car? 2 in the front while we handle 69 in the back.
do you wanna know how I recently seduced and obese woman, actually it was a piece of cake
Why orphans suck at Gta because they don't know how to be wanted.
Gwen if ur reading this the link I sent is for u and ur bf to chat and stuff no one shall bother u! Pinky pinky! Btw do U know how I am cause if do then I am related to kenya and my name starts with T? Don't worry just chat with ur boy friend
Do you know how dragon is? You don't know who? It's dragging these 2 liter balls across your pathetic face and slamming it into a fucking dumpster you regret.
bully: im going to hurt you so bad You: well..your IQ is same amount of teeth im about to knock out so...your so dumb that you cant don't even know how to do that
and your IQ is 5
do u guys know how to make a hoe in minecraft? you pick it up off the street.
Woman- What’s a good comeback for my sexist husband when he tells me to go make him a sandwich
Husband- I know! How about you COMEBACK with a godda*n sandwich?
Has anybody noticed that the New York City football team is the New York Jets? They sure know how to scare the twin towers.
It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it.
Why can't orphans play base ball?
Because they don't know how to hit a home run.
Why can't orphans operate Apple devices?
Because they don't know how to use the home button.
A guy bought a AMG and crashed it, now he knows how the mercedes BENZ.
grandfathers last words :Stop shaking the ladder you cunt Grandmother last words : you know how to use that hammer Dads last words : Always aim before you shoot that gun Moms last words :Turn of the stove when you're done My last thought : am I a murder
Do you know how to make 4 Albanians stand on a shoebox? Just tell him that it floats.
Wanna know how i got away from Iraq?? Iran.
My friend put an action toy and called it Kobe and put it on a drone. I realized that my friend didn't know how to fly a drone.
I have depression, but I don't know how to show it in feelings.
Hey girl are you a farmer? Because you sure know how to raise a cock
Someone stole my mood ring. I don't know how to feel about that. :|
