Why is frozen a good movie for orphans? Because they know how to 'let it go' when their parents went
Want to know how joke becomes a dad joke? Just wait for it to leave you and never come back
I once saw a noose joke.
I wanna know how to make one :D
Do you know how Diarrhea is common in families? Because it runs in your genes.
Me:how does this thing work? ForTnite kid: oh u don’t know how to use a pistol look I’ll show you ForTnitekid: shoots foot Me: that wasn’t a very good demonstration
Knowing how to pick locks has really opened a lot of doors for me
Old.mother riley, had a fat cow.. she milked it and milked it but didnt know how, she pulled his tail, pulled his tits.. old mother riley was covered in sh!t💩
- What did the skeleton say to his friend? - Actually... TIBIA honest i don't know how to complete this joke...
My Infant drew on the walls today, but I don’t know how to punish them. So I think I’ll sleep on it.
Why are Mexican families so big? They don’t know how to put a condom on.
Girl you must be a Muslim because you are only 5 years old, yet you know how to give great head
You know how there were like...two towers..i had so much fun playing jenga in those planes! I WON!!!!!!!!!!!
You know how divers jump off a cliff and land in the water well ... Emos do that to but when they jump they dont land in the water
i didnt mean to call a afghanistan Hotline, i told them i was Depressed then they asked if i know how to drive a truck idk how that has anything to do with it
you know how all zodiacs have hairstyles...well not cancers
you know how sometimes you want to listen to music But everything you listen to is just supremely unsatisfying even if its songs you usually love; they are just so unappealing and you have no idea what you actually want to listen to
I was the manager at a McDonald’s in Turin when I saw Penaldo walk in and submit a job application, I asked him to show me his skills and experience but he just started diving and asking for pens and tapins, I was confused until Penaldo told me that’s all he knows how to do.
It's funny dating someone smarter than you, my girlfriend knows how to push my buttons but never takes into account what a dick I can be if need be, let me explain, say for example she calls me retarded, I remind her that she's dating me.
You know how we all have different side well I have a sucicidel side (here a bang in the next room) oh well not any more :)
A sailor drops anchor in a port and heads into the nearest pub. Everyone in the pub is whispering and pointing at him because of his odd shaped body; he has a very muscular body, but a very tiny head on his shoulders. As he orders his drink, he tells the bartender, "I'll explain. I get this in every port and town I visit. I caught a mermaid and she granted me three wishes if I would release her back into the sea. So I told her I wanted a yacht and, sure enough, she came through for me. Next, I asked for a million bucks and now I am set for life. Last of all, I asked her if I could have sex with her and her response was, 'I don't know how you can make love to me with your type of body.' So I asked her, 'How about a little head?'"
