Wanna know how i got away from Iraq?? Iran.
My friend put an action toy and called it Kobe and put it on a drone. I realized that my friend didn't know how to fly a drone.
I have depression, but I don't know how to show it in feelings.
Gwen if ur reading this the link I sent is for u and ur bf to chat and stuff no one shall bother u! Pinky pinky! Btw do U know how I am cause if do then I am related to kenya and my name starts with T? Don't worry just chat with ur boy friend
Man: I know how to please a woman. Woman: Then please leave me alone.
Man: I want to give myself to you. Woman: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.
Man: Your hair color is fabulous. Woman: Thank you. It's on aisle three at the corner drug store.
Man: You look like a dream. Woman: Go back to sleep.
Man: I can tell that you want me. Woman: Yes, I want you to leave.
Man: Hey, baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter. -OR- Stop.
Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.
Man: What's it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar? Woman: I hate you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Hey girl are you a farmer? Because you sure know how to raise a cock
Why is frozen a good movie for orphans? Because they know how to 'let it go' when their parents went
Someone stole my mood ring. I don't know how to feel about that. :|
Want to know how joke becomes a dad joke? Just wait for it to leave you and never come back
I once saw a noose joke.
I wanna know how to make one :D
Do you know how Diarrhea is common in families? Because it runs in your genes.
Me:how does this thing work? ForTnite kid: oh u don’t know how to use a pistol look I’ll show you ForTnitekid: shoots foot Me: that wasn’t a very good demonstration
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
- What did the skeleton say to his friend? - Actually... TIBIA honest i don't know how to complete this joke...
My Infant drew on the walls today, but I don’t know how to punish them. So I think I’ll sleep on it.
1. If being ugly was a crime you would have a life sentence
2. My phone battery lasts longer than your friendships
3. There is a tree out there giving you oxegyn, and you owe that tree an apology.
4. I don’t hate you, but I gotta unplug your life support to charge my phone.
5. When I saw your dad on the side walk I didn’t laugh but the sidewalk cracked up.
6. If I had powers I would make you the dumbest person alive but it seems life already beat me to the punch.
7. If karma ever comes to punch ya in the face, I wanna be there to help it
8. If I had a dollar for every time you said something smart I’d be broke.
9. You are more disappointing than a cake without frosting
10. Were you born on a highway cuz that’s where most accidents happen
11. Wow, that hurts, now I know how it felt when your mom said that to ya
12. Your the reason this country has to put directions on shampoo, and you may as well be the reason why the middle finger was invented
Girl you must be a Muslim because you are only 5 years old, yet you know how to give great head
You know how there were like...two towers..i had so much fun playing jenga in those planes! I WON!!!!!!!!!!!
You know how divers jump off a cliff and land in the water well ... Emos do that to but when they jump they dont land in the water
i didnt mean to call a afghanistan Hotline, i told them i was Depressed then they asked if i know how to drive a truck idk how that has anything to do with it
