Know-how jokes
Do you know how babies are made? The boy puts his penis in the girl's butt and goes up and down for ten minutes. Then the girl takes a pregnancy test, and if it says no, then you keep doing it until she is pregnant.
The boy will lick the girl down there, and she will put his penis in her mouth and suck it. Then he will spit on his hand and rub it on her boobs and lick/suck them.
Want to know how a joke becomes a dad joke? Just wait for it to leave you and never come back.
What is one thing that a physicality handicapped gay man can do better than a heterosexual female or a bisexual female that are not born physicality handicapped? Know how to perform fellatio on a man that has a very long and thick and very large dick.
Hey girl, are you a farmer? Because you sure know how to raise a cock.
It's a shame Iran doesn't know how to restrain Israel. If only they had Hitler's expertise.
Now he really would be THE FINAL SOLUTION!
Why can't orphans operate Apple devices?
Because they don't know how to use the home button.
"This isn't the first time my husband's cheated on me, but you're my sister! You'd better have a better explanation than this magic lamp."
"You know how you have to be specific making wishes? Well, I was really horny and asked the genie to have the world's biggest penis....ended up with a concert pianist that's seven foot tall. Nice guy. Next time I tried, I asked for the world's biggest cock, that was fun but the poor rooster died. So I asked for the world's biggest dick and that's how I ended up on top of your husband."
Girl, you must be a Muslim because you are only 5 years old, yet you know how to give great head.
Yo mama was so dumb, he didn't know how to turn on his computer.
You know how there were like... two towers. I had so much fun playing Jenga in those planes! I WON!!!!!
There's a saying that goes, "Only gay men know how to dress." Of course they know how to dress! They were in the closet!
You know how on Snapchat "hmu" means hit me up? A school posted "smu." Nikolas Cruz responded.
What do you call a pig who knows how to use a knife? A pork chop.
Why do orphans suck at GTA? Because they don't know how to be wanted.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know how to get to home.
So, the sea is on a computer but doesn't know how to search, so the computer said to the sea, "Search!"
Do you get it? SEArch.
Man and woman are having a discussion. The woman looks into the man's eyes and says, "Honey, you know how I like it when you walk up and stick it in . . . "
". . . but I love it when Bob walks up and sticks it in!"
Divorce is scheduled for next month.
My friend put an action toy and called it Kobe and put it on a drone. I realized that my friend didn't know how to fly a drone.
Do you know how Chinese people roast? They say, "Boy, if you don't get your chi chong head, boy!"
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a good body these days?
I think Jeffrey Dahmer had the right idea, just put it in the freezer.