Know-how jokes

You know how divers jump off a cliff and land in the water well...

Emos do that too, but when they jump, they don't land in the water.

Girl, you must be a Muslim because you are only 5 years old, yet you know how to give great head.

You know how there were like... two towers. I had so much fun playing Jenga in those planes! I WON!!!!!

You know how sometimes you want to listen to music?

But everything you listen to is just supremely unsatisfying, even if it's songs you usually love; they are just so unappealing, and you have no idea what you actually want to listen to.

You know how all zodiacs have hairstyles... well not Cancers.

Why are Mexican families so big?

They don’t know how to put a condom on.

What do you call Dominos when it doesn't know how to cook pizza?

Domi-don't-knows...

You know how in the movie, "Nightmare Before Christmas," they say they're making Christmas?

I thought Mary and Joseph did, but okay.

You know how we all have different sides? Well, I have a suicidal side. (Here a bang in the next room.) Oh well, not anymore :)

Okay, so I know this is not a joke, but I wanted to take some time to say if you have autism, you are still amazing. You are lovely in every way, and if people bully you, don't listen because they are wrong. You are cute, and I know how it feels. I have ADHD, and I get bullied a lot, but I don't let that get to me because I know what they are saying is wrong and not true. People with autism, stay strong; you got this. I will be your friend by heart, even if it's not in person.

A man got pulled over, and the policeman had stepped out and said, "Do you know how fast you were going?"

The man said, "I was trying to catch up with the traffic."

The officer said, "There is no traffic."

The man said, "Exactly, that’s how far behind I am!"

How come orphans know how to do laundry?

Cause that's usually the mom's job.

What did the plane say to the twin towers?

"Lmao, you twins don't know how to play Jenga. Here, let me show you how!" (BOOM) ;)

What did the parents rearrange the furniture to punish a child?

Guess he was a stupid blind motherfucker 🖕 that didn't even know how to use a cane to figure out where they put the furniture.

Do you want to know how the NY Jets got their name?

Why do orphans not know how to play baseball?

Because they don't know where home is.

I didn’t know how to fasten my seatbelt. Then it clicked.

A student asked a teacher, "How do you pronounce this word? It's spelled A-L-L-I-E-D."

The teacher was about to answer, but then the student said, "Actually, I know how to pronounce it. I lied!" (allied)

You know how to draw a horse? If not, look in a mirror and draw what you see.

Guys, I know how to stop racism. Delete the word "racism." People can't be something that doesn't exist.