Do you know how hard it is to maintain a good body these days? I think Jeffrey Dahmer had the right idea just put in the freezer
Guys, I know how to stop racism. Delete the word racism. People can't be something that doesn't exist
hey you there, were you raised on a chicken farm? cause you really know how to raise a cock!
I didn’t know how to fasten my seatbelt. Then it clicked.
Why do orphans not know how to play base ball
because they don't know where home is
Do you want to know how to NY jets got their name
What did the plane say to the twin towers? - Lmao, you twins don't know how to play jenga. here let me show you how (BOOM) ;)
What did the parents rearrange the furniture to punish a child guess he was a stupid blind motherfuckerđź–•that didn't even know how to use a cane to figure out where they put the furniture
how come orphans know how to do laundry cause thats usually the moms job
A man got pulled over and the policeman had stepped out and said do you know how fast you were going and the man said I was trying to catch up with the traffic and the officer said there is no traffic the man said exactly that’s how far behind I am
A student asked a teacher how do you pronounce this word it's spelled A-L-L-I-E-D. The teacher was about to answer but then the student said, "actually I know how to pronounce it, I lied," (allied)
you know how to draw a horse if no look in a mirror and draw what you see
whats the difference between you and Hitler at lest he knows how to use a oven
why did the chicken cross the road? whos gives a shit i wanna know how it got the car started
Do you know how many women have been pope?
Nun
life is like a game of chess, i don’t know how to play chess
Want to know how to keep an idiot in suspense???
do you know steven is dead he doesent have a stone do you know how to find him a metal detector
You know how 7 8 9 why was ten scared cos he was in the middle of 9/11
I know how unicorns make baby’s the dad put his horn in the girls but hole
