Know-how jokes
My mom showed me that she could deep throat a banana. I asked how you know how to do that. My mom said, "I practice on your stepfather."
You know how they said weight people can't jump? Check out the 9/11 videos.
You know the difference between happy tailgaters and angry tailgaters?
Happy tailgaters know how to throw a party.
I know how to cut down on Medicare expenses.
Lock Alzheimer's patients in dog cages when they misbehave.
You know how to get 10,000 followers? Run through Africa with a bottle of water.
Hey girl, are you a farmer? Because you sure know how to raise a cock.
Why are Mexican families so big?
They don’t know how to put a condom on.
Me: Hey! Do you know how to tie a knot?
Person: Yea, why?
Me: Cause I need help tying this noose :)
Why do orphans not know how to play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
You know how you mine and craft in Minecraft, and you chat in VR in VR Chat, but what do you do in Alabama?
Why can't an orphan suck my nut?
A girl can, one knows how.
Cause she knows how I like it, and that I’m a little young to be in the bed, butt-naked doin' your mom.
You know how many people said, "This ship will never sink?"
They jinxed it by saying "never sink."
A guy bought an AMG and crashed it. Now he knows how the Mercedes bends.
You know how in the movie, "Nightmare Before Christmas," they say they're making Christmas?
I thought Mary and Joseph did, but okay.
My wife wanted a boob job. I told her it was too expensive.
I told her all she has to do is take some toilet paper and rub it in between her boobs for a few days, and they would get bigger. She asked, "How is that supposed to work?"
I replied, "I don't know how it works, but it did a heck of a job on your ass!"
Why is "Frozen" a good movie for orphans?
Because they know how to "let it go" when their parents went.
Gwen, if you're reading this, the link I sent is for you and your boyfriend to chat and stuff. No one shall bother you! Pinky pinky!
Btw, do you know how I am cause if do then I am related to Kenya and my name starts with T? Don't worry, just chat with your boyfriend.
- What did the skeleton say to his friend?
- Actually... TIBIA honest, I don't know how to complete this joke...
Why do orphans suck at GTA? Because they don't know how to be wanted.