Know-How Jokes

life is like a game of chess, i don’t know how to play chess

Want to know how to keep an idiot in suspense???

do you know steven is dead he doesent have a stone do you know how to find him a metal detector

You know how 7 8 9 why was ten scared cos he was in the middle of 9/11

You know how you mine and craft in minecraft, and you chat in Vr in Vr chat, but what do you do in Alabama?

I know how unicorns make baby’s the dad put his horn in the girls but hole

You know how in the movie nightmare before christmas they say making Christmas

I thought mary a josphe did but ok

me : hey! do you know how to tie a knot? person : yea, why? me : cause I need help tying this noose :)

Poipole walks into a bar and says “poipoipoipoi” The bartender says “ sorry but in order to get takeout you have to know how to speak a foreign language” Poipole says “Pika!”

A blind man went to a restaurant.

menu sir? asked the owner. I'm blind, just bring me one of your dirty forks, I will smell it and order. The confused owner went to the kitchen to retrieve a fork, and returned to the blind man. The blind man smelled the fork with a deep breath, yes I will have the lamb with seasoned potatoes and spring vegetables. Unbelievable, thought the owner. The blind man ate and left. Two weeks later the blind man returned. The owner, wanting to know how good his smell is, quickly went to the kitchen where his wife Brenda was cooking and said, do me a favor and rub this fork over your private part which she did. He then goes to the blind man and gives him the fork. The blind man takes it and puts it to his nose and says, oh interesting! I never knew Brenda works here!