You know how you mine and craft in minecraft, and you chat in Vr in Vr chat, but what do you do in Alabama?
You know how in the movie nightmare before christmas they say making Christmas
I thought mary a josphe did but ok
me : hey! do you know how to tie a knot? person : yea, why? me : cause I need help tying this noose :)
A womens knitters group is having a meeting and they are all pregnant. They all talk about their pregnancies. One woman says "I'm taking vitamin C so my baby has a healthy immune system". Another knitter says "I'm taking Folic acid to help my baby's brain". Finally one woman says "I'm taking Thalidomide". All the women turn to her and say "Thalidomide ! Don't you know your baby could be born without arms?" The woman shrugs her shoulders and says "I don't know how to knit arms". (Told to me by a woman knitter)
Poipole walks into a bar and says “poipoipoipoi” The bartender says “ sorry but in order to get takeout you have to know how to speak a foreign language” Poipole says “Pika!”
"This isn't the first time my husband's cheated on me, but you're my sister! You'd better have a better explanation than this magic lamp."
"You know how you have to be specific making wishes? Well, I was really horny and asked the genie to have the world's biggest penis....ended up with a concert pianist that's seven foot tall. Nice guy. Next time I tried, I asked for the world's biggest cock, that was fun but the poor rooster died. So I asked for the world's biggest dick and that's how I ended up on top of your husband."
why do orphans not know how to spell.
because know one likes them dump people.🤭🤡
what is one thing that a physicality handicapped ♿ gay man 👬 can do better than a heterosexual female or a bisexual female that are not born physicality handicapped ♿ know how to perform fellatio on a 👨 man that has a very long and thick and very large dick
Yo mommas so fat she doesn’t know how to play bacon.
These jokes are EGGxactly why I became a comedian and I know how to BAKEon breakfast
2 jokes in a row babyyyyy
You know the difference between happy tailgators and angry tailgators?
Happy tailgators know how to throw a party.
You know how many people said "this ship will never sink"?
They jinxed it by saying "never sink"
My mom show me that she could deep throat a banana. I ask how you know how to do that. My mom said I practice on your step father.
Anyone know how to get an A on the "An Inspector Calls" section of the GCSE paper?
Man: I know how to please a woman. Woman: Then please leave me alone.
Man: I want to give myself to you. Woman: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.
Man: Your hair color is fabulous. Woman: Thank you. It's on aisle three at the corner drug store.
Man: You look like a dream. Woman: Go back to sleep.
Man: I can tell that you want me. Woman: Yes, I want you to leave.
Man: Hey, baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter. -OR- Stop.
Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.
Man: What's it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar? Woman: I hate you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Sometimes orphans can't when spelling bees because they don't know how to spell home
Whenever someone calls me ugly, I get super sad and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.
When Bob got on that sled, I don't know how he went so smoothly but that is the invention of Bobsled peoples. And then Mark came in.
Me and my wife love playing table tennis. I couldn’t win all day, but when it got dark I managed to beat her. I don’t know how the police found out so quickly
Your forehead is so long even Einstein didn’t know how to cross it.
