Know-how jokes

A man comes to an assassin who charges $1000 per shot. He tells the assassin, "My wife's been cheating on me. I want you to shoot her in the head and shoot the guy in the dick." When they arrive, they wait. The man asks why he hasn't taken the shot. The assassin says, "I know how I can save you $1000."

Friend: You know how I like my women like my coffee... hot.

Me: What if you don't like coffee? :(

My Grandma, like any other, got an APPLE IPHONE 12, but as we all know, we get dumb, and so we buy a phone. My grandma did not even know how to use it. She even said, "How do I go on Google?" I told her, "YOU CAN'T!" My grandma was, like, "Yeah right, how do I do it?"

Comment down below, does your grandma do this?

The other day someone stole my mood ring. I don't know how to feel about that.

In an alternate universe: I don't know how to solve the power of 10, but I do know how to pay taxes.

Hey, you there, were you raised on a chicken farm? 'Cause you really know how to raise a cock!

Do you know Stephen is dead? He doesn't have a stone. Do you know how to find him? A metal detector.

A student asked a teacher, "How do you pronounce this word? It's spelled A-L-L-I-E-D."

The teacher was about to answer, but then the student said, "Actually, I know how to pronounce it. I lied!" (allied)

Yo mama was so dumb, he didn't know how to turn on his computer.

Do you know how to make a plumber cry?

Kill his family.

Do you know how to confuse Helen Keller?

Put her in a room and tell her to find the corner.

If you don’t know how to braid, hit that follow button, let’s gooo!

You know how to draw a horse? If not, look in a mirror and draw what you see.

Anyone know how to get an A on the "An Inspector Calls" section of the GCSE paper?

You know how we all have different sides? Well, I have a suicidal side. (Here a bang in the next room.) Oh well, not anymore :)

Do you know how I lost my music teacher job?

I tried to hit G by putting D.

I didn’t know how to fasten my seatbelt. Then it clicked.

You know how there were like... two towers. I had so much fun playing Jenga in those planes! I WON!!!!!

Do you know how hard it is to maintain a good body these days?

I think Jeffrey Dahmer had the right idea, just put it in the freezer.

Girl, you must be a Muslim because you are only 5 years old, yet you know how to give great head.