what makes a healthy normal man different to a disabled man? " they can move it move . ( from king julian)
A king ordered to executed a gay man. The gay man came and he said "please don't behead me have pitty". King replied " I will have pitty because I will implale you lets you enjoy your last moments".
If you think of a president as your king, then the USA got checkmated on November 22nd, 1963.
The north tower wanted some salted fries at burger king. They were plane as usual.
- Yo mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow dress, people yell "Taxi!" - Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to climb Mountain Dew. - Yo mama is so ugly, she made a blind kid cry. - Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King when he was still a prince. - Yo mama is so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention.
ching chong china jing jong japan ting tong taiwan hing hong hong kong king kong korea
You wanna know proof that cats don't always land on their feet well then watch the lion king
What did the racist catholic priest say?
Martin Luther not my king.
Here is a story, my best friend was Chinese, his name was Chong- king. I took him to a restaurant one day and he said โ I am Chong king. I said I know your name is Chong king, within a few minutes he just randomly died making weird noises and turning blue by every second.
Anyone know what happened?
some say lil durk and king von were friend's, but others say they were cousin's. HELP ME OUT which is it.
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. All the kings horses and all the kings men, said "Fuck him, He's only an egg."
GUESS WHAT U GET WHEN U CROSS A DARKSIDE AND YOUR KING
boy if you don't get yo im burger KING with MY burger QUEEN!!!
Why is Chloe forehead so big, because her forehead is king-sley size.
Kingly discussion:
"Humpty dumpty sat on the wall, humpty dumpty had a great fall.... All the kings horses and all the kings men, COULDN'T PUT HUMPTY TOGETHER AGAIN."
"rock-a-bye, baby on the treetop when the wind blows
the cradle will rock when the bough breaks
the cradle will fall and down will come baby cradle and all
rock-a-bye, baby on the treetop when the wind blows the cradle will rock
when the bough breaks the cradle will fall
and down will come baby cradle and all"
Anyone else finding the hidden horror in these?
Someone was throwing Stephen King books at everyone. I had no idea why though...
Then IT hit me.
