King jokes
What is a king's favorite sized candy? King-sized candy!
What is Godzilla’s least favorite ball?
A King Kong ball.
What do you get when King Kong steps on Batman and Robin?
Flatman and Ribbon.
It would have been better if Martin Luther King didn’t have a dream.
You know, for his sake.
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Why does the queen move more than a king on the chessboard?
Because it looks like a kitchen floor.
Yo mama's so fat, her pad is a king-size mattress.
Joe Biden doesn’t follow his own f**king mask mandate.
Once a bird went to search for food. Then suddenly he saw grain on a road. When he saw a bullock cart, he said, "That's too far away." Then the bullock immediately came, and the king bird came, and the deceitful bird said, "Sorry, Majesty, I was wrong to eat this on the road." And then he died, and the king bird goes back and tells everybody about it.
There lived a jackal in a forest. He did not get the day's food, so he was very hungry and wandered throughout the forest, but could not find any food. Finally, he decided to go to the city. As he was walking into the city, he heard some dogs bark. Soon, he found a group of dogs running towards him, so he rushed into a nearby house which belonged to a dyer and fell into a tub filled with blue dye. The dogs that were chasing him returned back as they could not find him. The jackal came out blue from the tub and went into the forest. Every animal in the forest was frightened to see a new animal. The jackal realized that all animals were afraid of him and took advantage of the situation. He called the animals towards him. The jackal said, "Oh my dear friends, I have been sent by gods in heaven to protect you all. I will be the king of this jungle." All the animals became very happy. Everyday they served him food and took care of all his needs. They came to him with all their problems and listened to what their king said. One day as the king jackal was sitting by the court, he heard a pack of jackals howling in the forest. For a long time, he had not heard these voices. He felt very happy, forgetting he was the king, he howled back immediately. All the animals knew who he really was and started chasing him in anger, but the jackal was already on the run.
Why are Nepalese 🇳🇵 bad at chess?
Because someone already killed their 👑.
Why are Nepalese bad at chess?
Because someone already killed their king!
The best quote by Kim Jong Un:
"Meeting girl in park is good, but parking meat in girl is better."
Why are Americans bad at chess?
Because they lost two towers.
Why did the black guy cross the street to check King Van?
Shame on King Tut! Tsk-tsk!
Two boys were playing cards on a picnic table outside the school. Both of the boys had revolvers hidden in their waistband.
Now, one of the boys was a notorious cheater, who liked to hide his cards in his waistband. Recess was just about to end, when all the kids heard a loud bang erupt from the picnic table. In tears, the card player admitted that he had shot the other card player, stating "I played a King, and he started reaching for his waistband!"
Where did the king put his armies?
In his sleevies.
Why did Dairy Queen and Burger King get arrested for copyright infringement? Because they gave birth to Five Guys.
Hey selfish king, I see you need a girlfriend ;)