King jokes
Q: What's worse than f**king a 2 year old?
A: Wiping the blood off of your clown suit afterwards.
What do women and chess have in common? When you sacrifice the females and replace them, you are more likely to win.
Your forehead goes back to when Burger King was Burger Prince.
Your hairline goes all the way back to when Burger King was a Burger Prince.
A skeleton decided to become an assassin.
He was always skull-king around!
Who is king of the pencils?
The ruler!
What is a king's favorite sized candy? King-sized candy!
What is Godzilla’s least favorite ball?
A King Kong ball.
What do you get when King Kong steps on Batman and Robin?
Flatman and Ribbon.
It would have been better if Martin Luther King didn’t have a dream.
You know, for his sake.
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Why does the queen move more than a king on the chessboard?
Because it looks like a kitchen floor.
Yo mama's so fat, her pad is a king-size mattress.
Joe Biden doesn’t follow his own f**king mask mandate.
Once a bird went to search for food. Then suddenly he saw grain on a road. When he saw a bullock cart, he said, "That's too far away." Then the bullock immediately came, and the king bird came, and the deceitful bird said, "Sorry, Majesty, I was wrong to eat this on the road." And then he died, and the king bird goes back and tells everybody about it.
There lived a jackal in a forest. He did not get the day's food, so he was very hungry and wandered throughout the forest, but could not find any food. Finally, he decided to go to the city. As he was walking into the city, he heard some dogs bark. Soon, he found a group of dogs running towards him, so he rushed into a nearby house which belonged to a dyer and fell into a tub filled with blue dye. The dogs that were chasing him returned back as they could not find him. The jackal came out blue from the tub and went into the forest. Every animal in the forest was frightened to see a new animal. The jackal realized that all animals were afraid of him and took advantage of the situation. He called the animals towards him. The jackal said, "Oh my dear friends, I have been sent by gods in heaven to protect you all. I will be the king of this jungle." All the animals became very happy. Everyday they served him food and took care of all his needs. They came to him with all their problems and listened to what their king said. One day as the king jackal was sitting by the court, he heard a pack of jackals howling in the forest. For a long time, he had not heard these voices. He felt very happy, forgetting he was the king, he howled back immediately. All the animals knew who he really was and started chasing him in anger, but the jackal was already on the run.
Why are Nepalese 🇳🇵 bad at chess?
Because someone already killed their 👑.
Why are Nepalese bad at chess?
Because someone already killed their king!
The best quote by Kim Jong Un:
"Meeting girl in park is good, but parking meat in girl is better."
Why are Americans bad at chess?
Because they lost two towers.