Here is a story, my best friend was Chinese, his name was Chong-king. I took him to a restaurant one day and he said, "I am Chong-king." I said I know your name is Chong-king, within a few minutes he just randomly died making weird noises and turning blue by every second.
Anyone know what happened?
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. All the kings horses and all the kings men, said "Fuck him, he's only an egg."
Guess what you get when you cross a dark side and your king?
Boy, if you don't get your "I'm Burger King with my Burger Queen!"
Your mom is so hairy that King Kong got jealous of her.
Why is Chloe's forehead so big? Because her forehead is king-size.
"Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.... All the king's horses and all the king's men, COULDN'T PUT HUMPTY TOGETHER AGAIN."
"Rock-a-bye, baby on the treetop when the wind blows the cradle will rock when the bough breaks the cradle will fall and down will come baby cradle and all
Rock-a-bye, baby on the treetop when the wind blows the cradle will rock
when the bough breaks the cradle will fall and down will come baby cradle and all"
Anyone else finding the hidden horror in these?
His hairline is so ugly that Martin Luther King had a dream about it.
Someone was throwing Stephen King books at everyone. I had no idea why though...
Then IT hit me.
Your hairline's so messed up that even Martin Luther King Jr. couldn't have a dream about it.
Little Johnny is my son, and he got hit by a semi-truck owned by a Russian. Now I am on my way on a nuclear submarine with a Burger King Whopper to Moscow, then take revenge for little Johnny!
Q: What do Burger King and Michael Jackson have in common?
A: They put meat on five-year-old buns.
Q: What's worse than f**king a 2 year old?
A: Wiping the blood off of your clown suit afterwards.
What do women and chess have in common? When you sacrifice the females and replace them, you are more likely to win.
Your forehead goes back to when Burger King was Burger Prince.
Your hairline goes all the way back to when Burger King was a Burger Prince.
A skeleton decided to become an assassin.
He was always skull-king around!
Who is king of the pencils?
The ruler!
What is a king's favorite sized candy? King-sized candy!
What is Godzilla’s least favorite ball?
A King Kong ball.
