boy if you don't get yo im burger KING with MY burger QUEEN!!!
Why is Chloe forehead so big, because her forehead is king-sley size.
"Humpty dumpty sat on the wall, humpty dumpty had a great fall.... All the kings horses and all the kings men, COULDN'T PUT HUMPTY TOGETHER AGAIN."
"rock-a-bye, baby on the treetop when the wind blows
the cradle will rock when the bough breaks
the cradle will fall and down will come baby cradle and all
rock-a-bye, baby on the treetop when the wind blows the cradle will rock
when the bough breaks the cradle will fall
and down will come baby cradle and all"
Anyone else finding the hidden horror in these?
Someone was throwing Stephen King books at everyone. I had no idea why though...
Then IT hit me.
Your hairline so messed up that even martin Luther king Jr. couldn't have a dream about it
little Johnny is my son and he got hit by a semi-truck owned by a Russian. Now I am on my way on a nuclear submarine with a burger king whopper to Moscow then take revenge for little Johnny!!!
Q:What do burger King and michael Jackson have in common
A:they put meat on five year old buns
Q: What's worse than f**king a 2 year old?
A: Wiping the blood off of your clown suit afterwards.
What do women and chess have in common? When you sacrifice the females and replace them, you are more likely to win
Your forehead goes back to when burger king was burger prince
Your hairline goes all the way back to when Burger King was a Burger Prince.
A skeleton decided to become an assassin He was always skull-king around
Who is king of the pencils?
The ruler!
What is a King's favorite sized candy? King sized candy!
What is godzillaβs least favorite ball?
A king-kong ball
What do you get when King Kong steps on Batman and Robin?
Flatman and Ribbon
It would have been better if Martin Luther King didnβt have a dream. You know, for his sake.
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Why does the queen move more than a king on the chessboard?
Because it looks like a kitchen floor.
Yo mama's so fat, her pad is a king-size mattress.
