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Why is USA so bad at chess

Because they already lost two towers

Alfred the Great was arguably the greatest king in England’s history.

The worst? Richard the Goat Fucker.

What is the difference between shroud and a shroud imposter

Shroud uses reddit, and the imposter uses WJE

reddit king and q, i really dgaf what you say, you guys are practically obsessed with me cuz ur leaving hate comments on almost all my jokes, so stop, your obviously gonna look bad if you just insult meh jokes

If you guys dont like my jokes, you can just dislike and not leave a comment, ok?

Water What is the king’s favorite type of precipitation? Hail, of course! What is another king’s favorite type of precipitation? Reign!

Who is the king of Reddit?

Sam Ryan.

What did the ghost knights say to the cloud king? Our souls will rain forever.

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In the Middle Ages it was illegal for a blind Manto become a king. I mean, I don't see why not.

What’s the difference between Burger King and Ron Jeremy?

BK doesn’t sell real meat.

If Martin Luther King was white, what would they call him?

Alive

What does a queen 👸 want on her cookie 🍪?

Royal Icing.

So you know The Lion King Do you remember Simba Well his dad is really strong and he walks really fast but Simba walks really slow So I told him to Mufasa

Man: I know how to please a woman. Woman: Then please leave me alone, you ugly two-faced hypocrite.

Man: I want to give myself to you. Woman: Sorry, I don’t like ugly peasants.

Man: Your hair colour is fabulous. Woman: I hate your hair colour, though.

Man: You look like a dream. Woman: Then open your ugly eyes and stop sleeping, hypocrite!

Man: I can tell that you want me. Woman: Yes, I want you dead.

R.I.P

Man: Hey, baby, what’s your sign? Woman: F*** you, pedophile!

Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services for pedophiles.

Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down, you little peasant.

Man: What’s it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar? Every other woman I see looks ugly. Bleuch! Woman: How dare you!

Man: Haven’t I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yeah, that’s why I don’t go there anymore. I saw you playing with boxes in the store room and saying "I AM KING OF THE WORLD!"

Where did the king hide his armies? In his sleevies.

Worst joke ever.

What's the king of all school supplies? A ruler

What's a flower's favorite drink at the movie theater? Root Beer

What's a cow's favorite place to go during his free time? The Moooovies

😥This is offensive sorry: What did the king say to his royal steed "You gonna start the dishwasher or what"?

The KING took a shit on the craps table at the casino

The QUEEN is JACK! KING off the JOKER! I Know What Your Thinking Pervert, Actually The Jokes About a Jester in Drag. OK I’m Joking, The Queen Cheated on the KIng with the Jester.