King

King Jokes

Whopper

How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?

He forgot to wrap his Whopper.

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  • Mate

    Two mates walk into a bar.

    Mate 1: "Shit! Look at that spider over there!"

    Mate 2: "Whateverrrrrrr."

    Mate 1: "No, seriously, it's bloody massive!"

    Mate 2: "(Turns around) Shit, that's huge, I thought you were joking."

    Mate 1: "No, I'm Fred King, Jo King's brother ;-)"

    Beer

    Q: What do American beer and canoes have in common?

    A: Fu@king close to water!

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  • Yang

    You know what the yin and yang looked like before Martin Luther King Jr.?

    There was none, it was all white!

    Atm

    I saw Stephen Hawking using an ATM. It is nice to see he had found someone before he shut down.

    Brick

    Time for a story: There are 500 bricks on a plane, one falls off. How many are left? 499.

    What are the 3 steps to putting an elephant in a refrigerator? Open fridge, put in elephant, close fridge.

    What are the 4 steps to putting a giraffe in a fridge? Open fridge, take out elephant, put in giraffe, close fridge.

    The lion king is having a birthday party. All the animals attend except one, who is it? Giraffe, he's stuck in the fridge.

    Sally wants to cross an alligator infested river. There is no bridge and the only way she can get across is by swimming. She swims across safely, how? The alligators where at the birthday party.

    Sally dies anyway. How? She got hit in the head by a flying brick.