Throne jokes
The other day I started watching Game of Thrones.
I told my friend about it. Told him all about the violence, murder, decapitation, gore, sex, gay sex, midget sex, prostitution, rape, paedophilia, incest, and inbreeding... And he was like: "Oh, so you're still on the first episode then?"
If a king farts, is it a noble gas?
What if Game of Thrones and Harry Potter antagonism had a child?
Coldemort!
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Kingly discussion?
A bowman walked into a throne room, and he bowed to him.
Queen
Game of Thrones season 8.
Who is the king of Reddit?
Sam Ryan.
Wonder why the British are so good at chess? They have the queen.
Wonder why Americans are so bad at chess? They lost two towers.
This chess game against America and England is getting interesting. First, America lost both of its towers, but now England has lost its queen.
Technoblade be doing skyblock in heaven now.
In chess, why does the queen have more mobility than the king?
Because the chessboard looks like a kitchen floor.
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Saddest death in Game of Thrones? (Ik, random, I'm just bOrEd)
Have you ever wanted something that was so clear in your mind that you could taste it? You mean like human flesh? Eh, sort of It's a feeling like a rumbling in your gut that you could finally be faced with A billion needy faces I guess what I mean to say is, for the first time in my life I might have to be ready for this Ready to be the one who's leading from the front Gotta come into my own Gotta come into my throne… Read more
GENESIS 41 Joseph Interprets Pharaoh’s Dreams 1After two whole years, Pharaoh dreamed that he was standing by the Nile, 2and behold, there came up out of the Nile seven cows, attractive and plump, and they fed in the reed grass. 3And behold, seven other cows, ugly and thin, came up out of the Nile after them, and stood by the other cows on the bank of the Nile. 4And the ugly, thin cows ate up the seven attractive, pl… Read more