Kind jokes
What kind of veggie is always getting itself into a hard situation?
A pickle.
What kind of animal falls from the sky?
Answer: A raindeer.
What kind of instrument is always having to go potty?
A pee-ano/piano.
What kind of paper gets stuck to your foot?
DUH! A sticker.
what kind of shoes are made of banana peels? slippers.
Q. What kind of school does an ice cream man go to?
A. Sunday school!
Psst! Don't understand? Well, "Sunday" sounds like "Sundae." Get it now? Nope? Sorry. Plus, it's an ice cream homophone joke.
What kind of milk does a new age calf drink?
Dairy free.
What kind of cow has 2 legs?
YOUR MOM!!
Once upon a time, there was a poor man, a middle-class man, and a rich man. They were all talking about how they found happiness in their lives. The rich man said, "I found happiness through money and all of my assets." The middle-class man said, "I found happiness through my steady job and my loving household." The poor man said, "I may not have much, but I find my happiness through the little acts of kindness people show me."
And then the wall fell on them.
I was going to kill them with kindness, but then I realized using a knife is a lot faster.
I have some words that might make sense to girls, but maybe not to boys, ready?
smart
kind
sweet
caring
loving
mature
What kind of bull doesn’t have horns?
A bullfrog!
What kind of star will come out in the daytime?
A starfish! 🐟🐠🐡🦐🦞🦀🦑🐙🦂
What is an angel's favorite kind of tortilla chip dip?
GuacaHOLY!
A: Guess what kind of men/women do gold diggers like?
Q: One that has a sense of money.
What kind of clothing should you wear on “hump day”? Camelflouge.
What kind of vacuum does an abortion center use? A: Dyson.
What kind of people love donuts in the morning? Cops, because they don't have anything else to do.
What kind of chair inhabits your soul?
A hair!
What kind of pillow makes sounds?