Q: What kind of Christmas music do elves like?
A: “Wrap” music.
Q: What kind of building weighs the least?
A: A lighthouse!
What kind of bug lives in a graveyard?
A zom-BEE.
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My boy, I think it is about time that I leave this world. Now draw your weapon and kill me now!
*draws a picture of his "epic" sword*
"What... WHAT... WTH ARE YOU DOING SIMPLETON? I DIDN'T MEAN THAT KIND OF DRAW!"
Suicidal ideation is like wanting to slaughter someone but knowing/feeling that you can't. It's also, in a way, kind of like seeing a really hot chick that you wish you could F, but you again for whatever reason you either feel you can't or you just can't.
Papyrus: You are so lazy, Sans!
Sans: Call me what you want. I got THICK SKIN!
Papyrus: Another bad joke and I'm finished with him!!
Frisk: HAHAHA
Papyrus: We are monsters. The awfulest kind!
Sans: To mess with us takes a lot of SPINE!!!
A dad asked his son what kind of cake he wanted for his birthday, and he replied, "How about a urinal cake?!"
A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar.
The bartender looks at them and says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"
What kind of person will steal Captain Hook's hook?
Answer: A hooker.
One time my friend nutted into my bag of trail mix.
I guess you could say I fucking ate a different kind of nut.
What kind of fish knows math?
An anglerfish LOL
What kind of cheese protects castles?
MOAT-zerrela.
What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center?
Two large planes!
My mom gave me a box of chocolates, and she said life is like a box of chocolates, but then it kind of tastes like dog shit.
What Kind of Hardware store can't orphans go into?
Home Depot.
What kind of bus is yellow? A school bus driver.
What are the best kind of fruit for twins? Pears 🍐
Whatever it is, I kind of like it.
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers.
