Kind jokes

What kind of bear has no teeth?

A gummy bear.

What kind of shirts does Sally's parents get her?

Long sleeves.

What kind of star would go to jail?

A shooting star!

What kind of fish comes out at night?

A starfish.

What kind of bagel can fly?

A plain.

There is a new kind of jock strap; it only holds one nut. It is called a Trump supporter.

What kind of dreams do hotels have?

Suite dreams.

What kind of house 🏠 can fly? A magic house 🏠!

What kind of nut hates baseball? A nut that’s sick.

What kind of ankle are you? A broken ankle.

What kind of number hates nuts?

17.

Hey, What do you want? We broke up like 5 days ago, leave me alone. Ok, first wanna do some things? What kind of things? Illegal things. Like what? Knock you off and hide your body. 🤡🤡🗡

Q: What kind of Christmas music do elves like?

A: “Wrap” music.

Q: What kind of building weighs the least?

A: A lighthouse!

What kind of bug lives in a graveyard?

A zom-BEE.

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My boy, I think it is about time that I leave this world. Now draw your weapon and kill me now!

*draws a picture of his "epic" sword*

"What... WHAT... WTH ARE YOU DOING SIMPLETON? I DIDN'T MEAN THAT KIND OF DRAW!"

Suicidal ideation is like wanting to slaughter someone but knowing/feeling that you can't. It's also, in a way, kind of like seeing a really hot chick that you wish you could F, but you again for whatever reason you either feel you can't or you just can't.

Papyrus: You are so lazy, Sans!

Sans: Call me what you want. I got THICK SKIN!

Papyrus: Another bad joke and I'm finished with him!!

Frisk: HAHAHA

Papyrus: We are monsters. The awfulest kind!

Sans: To mess with us takes a lot of SPINE!!!

A dad asked his son what kind of cake he wanted for his birthday, and he replied, "How about a urinal cake?!"