What kind of bug lives in a graveyard?
A zomBEE.
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My boy, I think it is about time that I leave this world. Now draw your weapon and kill me now!
*draws a picture of his "epic" sword*
"What... WHAT... WTH ARE YOU DOING SIMPLETON? I DIDN'T MEAN THAT KIND OF DRAW!"
Suicidal ideation is like wanting to slaughter someone but knowing/feeling that you can't. It's also, in a way, kind of like seeing a really hot chick that you wish you could F, but you again for whatever reason you either feel you can't or you just can't.
Papyrus: You are so lazy, Sans!
Sans: Call me what you want. I got THICK SKIN!
Papyrus: Another bad joke and I'm finished with him!!
Frisk: HAHAHA
Papyrus: We are monsters. The awfulest kind!
Sans: To mess with us takes a lot of SPINE!!!
a dad asked his son what kind of cake he wanted for his birthday and he replied... hows about a urinal cake?!!
A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"
What kind a person will steal Captain Hook hook?
Answer: a hooker
One time my friend nutted into my bag of trail mix.
I guess you could say I fucking ate a different kind of nut.
What kind of fish knows math? An anglerfish LOL
What kind of cheese protects castles?
MOAT-zerrela.
What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center?
Two large planes!
My mom gave me a box of chocolates and she said life is like a box of chocolates but then it kind of tastes like dog shit.
What Kind of Hardware store can't orphans go into
Home Depot
What kind of bus is yellow? A school bus driver.
What are the best kind of fruit for twins? Pears 🍐
What ever it is I kind of like it
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers
there are 6 kinds of vitamins.wanna know how the 6th vitamin was made,just ask the ku klux klan they will tell you.
Three Indians get captured by an enemy leader, and the leader says, "Go in the woods and find 10 fruits of the same kind."
The first one comes back with apples. The enemy leader says, "Shove them up your butt and don't make a sound, or I will kill you." He gets to two and yells. The leader kills him. He goes up to heaven.
The second guy comes back and has grapes. He gets to 9 and laughs. The leader kills him. He goes to heaven.
The first guy asks the second guy why he laughed, saying he had it in the bag. The second guy said he saw the third guy carrying pineapples.
