I was going to kill them with kindness, but then I realized using a knife is a lot faster.
I have some words that might make sense to girls,but maybe not to boys ready? smart kind sweet caring loving mature
What kind of bull doesn’t have horns?
A bullfrog!
What kind of ☆ will come out in the day time?🌞
A star fish!🐟🐠🐡🦐🦞🦀🦑🐙🦂
What is an angel's favorite kind of tortilla chip dip?
GuacaHOLY!
A: guess what kind of men/women do gold diggers like? Q: one that has a sense of money
What kind of clothing should you wear on “hump day”? Camelflouge.
What kind of vacuum does an abortion center use? A: Dyson.
What kind of people love donuts in the morning cops because they don't have Nothing else to do
What kind of chair inhabits your soul?
A hair!
What kind of pillow make Sounds
Trump goes to a bar and sees Hillary Clinton. He goes up to her and says “buy me a drink”. She’s replies angrily “ get ur own drinks. What kind of a man asks a woman to buy him a drink.” Trump responds “the kind that will grab you by the p***y”.
How did they figure out what kind of shampoo Paul Walker used? They found his “head and shoulders” in the dash.
Me:Help I'm stuck in a trap Friend:What kind? Me:It's called life, yeah I've been trying to get out of it for 6 years now, it just won't let me go. Friend:That's not funny.. Me:Yeah? Nor is wanting to die, yet I'm still over here laughing every time I try to. Friend:I'm calling your mom. Me:She knows. Friend:Whats she doing to help, then? Me:She's supposed to help? Friend:Have you told your dad? Me:I will when he comes back. Friend:Where is he? Me:I don't know he's been gone for 15 years. Friend:.... Me:What? Friend:Why? Me:Why what? Friend:Why would you joke like that? Me:I was joking.. Friend:I know. Me:Oh. I didn't know. Friend:... Me:Have a nice day, I'll see you tomorrow..Maybe..
What kind of tree fits into your hand? A palm tree
What kind of dogs do miners like best?
Golden retrievers, haha, get it?
What's a woodpecker's favorite kind of jokes?
Knock knock ones.
What kind of experience does a feminist have?
Being a bitch.
My dad is nice 👍
What kind of coffee do they serve at funerals?
Burial grounds.
