Kind of jokes
What kind of videos can't orphans watch?
Family-friendly content.
What kind of paper likes music? Wrapping paper.
Abortion clinics are kind of like NAZI gas chambers. Less people come out than go in.
When the guy next to you says that he kind of agrees with the villain.
Me watching a World War 2 documentary.
What kind of food does a lesbian love? Anything they can eat out.
What kind of air does Ariana breathe?
Helium?
Why are emo jokes so infamous?
They cut deep.
Why isn’t the Moon Emo anymore?
Turns out it was just a phase.
How many emos like anagrams?
Some.
What do you call those who remain My Chemical Romance fans?
Emold.
What is the connection between Emos and Darth Vader?
They both dress in all black and none of them has a father.
What do you call flat-chested emo?
A cutting board.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Who cares, let them cry in the dark.
Why did the emo kid leave the food on the table?
It was the Happy Meal.
Anthony went into the bakery and ordered Emo Cake.
“Emo cake?” says the baker. ”What exactly is it?”
Anthony says, “It’s the cake that cuts itself.”
How do you pull an emo from a tree?
Cut the rope.
What’s the similarity between emos and unsalted popcorn?
They’re both white and flavorless.
What do emo birds call their mouths?
Bleaks.
What do you call an obese emo teen?
An edgelord.
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What do you call a gang of emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
How are cats and emos different from one another?
The cat still has 8 other lives.
Why does emo get tattoos of fruits on their arms?
They are playing Fruit Ninja.
What will you call Sonic if he’s an emo?
Sonic the Edgy hog.
Why would the emo swallow a clock?
So he could wake up inside.
Why are Emos still around?
Because the suffering never ends.
What is the best way to get an emo off your balcony?
You encourage them.
What kind of bath bomb does an Emo prefer?
A toaster.
What is the favorite game of an emo?
Hangman.
Why do people wish their lawn grass was emo?
So it could cut itself.
A group of friends started an emo salsa band.
They call themselves HisPanic at the Disco.
What is the difference between pizza and emo pizza?
Emo pizza kind of cuts itself.
What kind of dress does a Roblox Floppa house have?
"ADDRESS!"
I conducted a survey. I asked 100 women what kind of shampoo they used while they were in the shower? 98 of them said, "How the fuck did you get in here?" 😂😂😂
The new pandemic is feminism and all kinds of democratic thinking. COVID is a joke compared to these nasty ass diseases.
What kind of birds stick together?
Vel-crows.
I'm always forgetting these kinds of jokes. I also forgot my son's name.
What kind of udder likes McDonald's?
Udderly unhealthy.
What kind of car does Jesus drive?
A Christler.
What kind of overalls does Mario wear?
Denim-denim-denim!
Daughter: Mommy?
Mom: Hey.
Daughter: What kind of kids do they use to make Sour Patch Kids?
Mom: They don’t use kids to make Sour Patch Kids.
Daughter: Oh, that’s why the ones I made taste kind of funny...
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Reality.
Whoever invented religions, they fucked up.
We got all kinds of retarded adults believing in mythologies.
Hey... you kind of a sussy baka 😍😍🥵🥺🥰
What kind of pizza can't an orphan order?
Familiar pizza.