Why kind of experience does a feminist have? being a bitch
Two windmills are standing in a field and one asks the other, "What kind of music do you like?" -- The other says, "I'm a big metal fan."
I conducted a survey. I asked 100 woman what kind of shampoo they used while they were in the shower? 98 of them said how the fuck did you get in here? 😂😂😂
What's the cheapest kind of meat you can buy?
Deer balls. They're under a buck.
When the guy next to you says that he kind of agrees with the villain.
Me watching a World War 2 documentary.
What kind of chocolate does lesbian hate? Ones that contain nuts.
What kind of dreams do hotels have?
Suite dreams
How did they figure out what kind of shampoo Paul walker used? They found his “head and shoulders” in the the dash.
What kind of Bees make milk?
BooBees
What kind of tea do wealthy people own?
Proper-Tea.
Daughter: Mommy?
Mom: Hey
Daughter: What kind of kids do they use to make sour patch kids?
Mom: They don’t use kids to make sour patch kids
Daughter: Oh that’s why the ones I made taste kind of funny...
What is the one kind of work orphans don’t know, homework.
What kind of star ⭐️ would go to jail?
A shooting star 🌠!
What kind of bagel 🥯 can fly?
A plain.
What kind of car does yoda drive. A toyoda
Abortion clinics are kind of like NAZI gas chambers. Less people come out than go in.
What kind of exercise do lazy people do?
Diddly-squats.
What kind of music do wind turbines like ? They are big , heavy metal fans !
What kind of vacuum does an abortion centre use A: Dyson
What kind of bees eat brains?
Zombees.
