What kind of experience does a feminist have?
Being a bitch.
When the guy next to you says that he kind of agrees with the villain.
Me watching a World War 2 documentary.
I conducted a survey. I asked 100 women what kind of shampoo they used while they were in the shower? 98 of them said, "How the fuck did you get in here?" đđđ
How did they figure out what kind of shampoo Paul Walker used? They found his âhead and shouldersâ in the dash.
What is the one kind of work orphans donât know? Homework.
What kind of star would go to jail?
A shooting star!
Abortion clinics are kind of like NAZI gas chambers. Less people come out than go in.
What kind of bagel can fly?
A plain.
Little Johnny got a train set for Christmas. He takes it around the circle, parks it at the station, and says, "Alright, you motherfuckers get off here, and you motherfuckers get off here." His mom comes rushing in and says, "Little Johnny, we donât use that kind of language, go to your room and think about what you did!"
After a few hours, she lets him out of his room. He goes back to play with his train set. He takes it around the circle, parks it at the station, and says, "Okay, you guys get off here, and you guys get off here. And if you have any complaints about the two hour delay, take it up with the bitch in the kitchen."
What kind of exercise do lazy people do?
Diddly-squats.
What kind of vacuum does an abortion center use? A: Dyson.