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Windmill

Two windmills are standing in a field and one asks the other, "What kind of music do you like?" The other says, "I'm a big metal fan."

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    • Meat

    What's the cheapest kind of meat you can buy?

    Deer balls. They're under a buck.

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    • World War 2

    When the guy next to you says that he kind of agrees with the villain.

    Me watching a World War 2 documentary.

    Shampoo

    I conducted a survey. I asked 100 women what kind of shampoo they used while they were in the shower? 98 of them said, "How the fuck did you get in here?" 😂😂😂

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    Shampoo

    How did they figure out what kind of shampoo Paul Walker used? They found his “head and shoulders” in the dash.

    Daughter

    Daughter: Mommy?

    Mom: Hey.

    Daughter: What kind of kids do they use to make Sour Patch Kids?

    Mom: They don’t use kids to make Sour Patch Kids.

    Daughter: Oh, that’s why the ones I made taste kind of funny...

    Abortion

    Abortion clinics are kind of like NAZI gas chambers. Less people come out than go in.

    Train

    Little Johnny got a train set for Christmas. He takes it around the circle, parks it at the station, and says, "Alright, you motherfuckers get off here, and you motherfuckers get off here." His mom comes rushing in and says, "Little Johnny, we don’t use that kind of language, go to your room and think about what you did!"

    After a few hours, she lets him out of his room. He goes back to play with his train set. He takes it around the circle, parks it at the station, and says, "Okay, you guys get off here, and you guys get off here. And if you have any complaints about the two hour delay, take it up with the bitch in the kitchen."

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    • Music

    What kind of music do wind turbines like?

    They are big, heavy metal fans!