Kind of jokes
What kind of chocolate do racists hate?
Dark chocolate.
What's a rapper's favorite kind of pet?
A boomboxer.
Q. What kind of school does an ice cream man go to?
A. Sunday school!
Psst! Don't understand? Well, "Sunday" sounds like "Sundae." Get it now? Nope? Sorry. Plus, it's an ice cream homophone joke.
What kind of knickers is the best?
Windy knickers, because they're the best kind.
It was raining sadly all day. My wife, my two daughters, and me were stuck in the house when wife’s mom and dad just died.
Wife: 😭😭😭I wish this never happened.
Mia, our first daughter: Mommy, it’s ok. I love whenever I see you🥰🥰
Abby, our second daughter: I love you all. Only if you guys die I won’t, but I love you when you're alive 😉😏
Me, husband: What kind of nonsense was that? You love us when we’re alive, but you don’t love us when we’re dead🤥😥😓
Everyone except Abby: Abby, this is serious. Mommy’s mother and father died. Mia says: Yes, your mom is sadly down right now, you made her more sad😡🤬. Dad says: *sniffs* Abby, I had made a discussion. I will take you to an orphanage. I am sorry 😣 when I am better and happy and I forgot what you said then we’ll get you back. Mom says:
This was not a joke. I just did this for Love 💕
What kind of food does a lesbian love? Anything they can eat out.
What kind of dress does a Roblox Floppa house have?
"ADDRESS!"
What kind of bear has no teeth?
A gummy bear.
What kind of star will come out in the daytime?
A starfish! 🐟🐠🐡🦐🦞🦀🦑🐙🦂
What kind of instrument is always having to go potty?
A pee-ano/piano.
My friend's 4-year-old daughter made up this joke.
What kind of poo should you put in your hair?
Shampoo.
What kind of paper likes music? Wrapping paper.
What kind of bike do women ride?
A menstrual cycle.
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers.
What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center?
Two large planes!
What kind of overalls does Mario wear?
Denim-denim-denim!
What kind of book does cheese read at a church?
The Hole-y Bible.
What kind of ankle are you? A broken ankle.
Anyone want to eat me up? I'm in that kind of mood right now.
What kind of pillow makes sounds?