Kind of jokes
What kind of band never plays music?
What kind of chocolate does a lesbian hate?
Ones that contain nuts.
What’s the Twin Towers' favorite kind of pizza?
A: Plain.
What kind of ball does Amy Rose like? Blue balls.
Three rednecks, Billy, Joe, and John, are talking about their hobbies. They agree on shooting. John says, "I like shooting animals." Joe says, "I like shooting birds." Billy says, "I like shooting cans." Joe and John ask, "What kind of cans, like bear cans, Pepsi cans, or cola cans?" Billy responds, "Africans, Mexicans, Jamaicans, and Asian Americans."
Wow, didn't know little Jhony jokes were so dark. Well, but what do you expect from a site with jokes about suicide, sex, and drugs? :-)
"Drugs?????" His eyes popped out. Well, I don't really know if there actually are-- and the exact ones... But there's so many kinds of jokes-- even chin jokes. :^))
And slice jokes!
What kind of "slices"?
Handy ones. ^_^
What kind of book does cheese read at a church?
The Hole-y Bible.
My favorite kind of face mask is the plastic bag.
What kind of birthday cake do you get on September 11th?
Three small ones, so you can have a flight of different cake flavors!
The Ruler of Varvona wanted a fruitcake, but his subjects showed up at his castle with a Christian instead.
And he said: "NO, NO, NO! YOU IMBECILES! NOT THAT KIND OF FRUITCAKE!"
What kind of music do wind turbines like?
They are big, heavy metal fans!
What kind of truck does a Mexican drive?
F-Juan Fifty.
Q: What kind of club do roosters go to? A: The Chicken Strip.
I made that one up.
It was raining sadly all day. My wife, my two daughters, and me were stuck in the house when wife’s mom and dad just died.
Wife: 😭😭😭I wish this never happened.
Mia, our first daughter: Mommy, it’s ok. I love whenever I see you🥰🥰
Abby, our second daughter: I love you all. Only if you guys die I won’t, but I love you when you're alive 😉😏
Me, husband: What kind of nonsense was that? You love us when we’re alive, but you don’t love us when we’re dead🤥😥😓
Everyone except Abby: Abby, this is serious. Mommy’s mother and father died. Mia says: Yes, your mom is sadly down right now, you made her more sad😡🤬. Dad says: *sniffs* Abby, I had made a discussion. I will take you to an orphanage. I am sorry 😣 when I am better and happy and I forgot what you said then we’ll get you back. Mom says:
This was not a joke. I just did this for Love 💕
The 9/11 and the Spanish flu are kind of similar.
The Spanish flu was a very dangerous flu, and in 9/11, something very dangerous flew.
What kind of videos can't orphans watch?
Family-friendly content.
What kind of paper likes music? Wrapping paper.
Abortion clinics are kind of like NAZI gas chambers. Less people come out than go in.
When the guy next to you says that he kind of agrees with the villain.
Me watching a World War 2 documentary.
What kind of food does a lesbian love? Anything they can eat out.