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Kind of jokes

Reminder

    • Hey, guys! Just a quick reminder to spread kindness today and treat others how you want to be treated!

    Rate your day on a scale of 1-10 in the comments below. Mine was about a 7. Also, can you guys please comment [on] what you guys want me to cover in these little messages? Sometimes it's hard to tell if you guys like that I'm doing this kind of stuff or not.

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    • Michael Jackson

    • What kind of club is every parent afraid of their kid joining?

    The Mikey Jackson club.

    How do you spell the name of the most dangerous pedophile?

    M-I-C-H-A-E-L J-O-S-E-P-H J-A-C-K-S-O-N

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    • Priest

    • Man: I must confess, Father.

    Priest: What are you here to confess?

    Man: I hit my wife and blamed her for what happened to our son.

    Priest: And what happened to your son?

    Man: He said a man raped him.

    Priest: When and where did this happen?

    Man: A local church. I don't know which one.

    Priest: ...By whom?

    Man: A priest, he said. He said the priest had black hair and blue eyes, kind of like you.

    Priest: ...Shit

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    • Atheism

    • "The rise of atheism is going to lead to a break down of social morals and lead to all kinds of filth, including an increase in child abuse," said the village priest.

    The village scientists did some fact checking. In prison, they found roughly 70% of child abusers were hyper religious before committing the crimes, and another 20% converted to religions to look 'remorseful'. The remaining 10% preferred not to say. They presented the findings to the media.

    "Scientists slander good religious folk and ignore the weight of evidence!"

    "Is Science biased against religion? You decide in this survey," they reported.

    The village priest is living at his majesty's convenience and tells the others he committed armed robbery.

    "Why is this a joke? It's not even funny!" said the person reading this, breaking the forth wall.

    What is funny is you got to the end of this post and didn't cringe. Why not?

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    • Shooting

    • Three rednecks, Billy, Joe, and John, are talking about their hobbies. They agree on shooting. John says, "I like shooting animals." Joe says, "I like shooting birds." Billy says, "I like shooting cans." Joe and John ask, "What kind of cans, like bear cans, Pepsi cans, or cola cans?" Billy responds, "Africans, Mexicans, Jamaicans, and Asian Americans."

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    • Site

    • Wow, didn't know little Jhony jokes were so dark. Well, but what do you expect from a site with jokes about suicide, sex, and drugs? :-)

    "Drugs?????" His eyes popped out. Well, I don't really know if there actually are-- and the exact ones... But there's so many kinds of jokes-- even chin jokes. :^))

    And slice jokes!

    What kind of "slices"?

    Handy ones. ^_^

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    • Cake

    • What kind of birthday cake do you get on September 11th?

    Three small ones, so you can have a flight of different cake flavors!

    Fruitcake

    • The Ruler of Varvona wanted a fruitcake, but his subjects showed up at his castle with a Christian instead.

    And he said: "NO, NO, NO! YOU IMBECILES! NOT THAT KIND OF FRUITCAKE!"

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