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Q: What's a pedophile's favorite place to eat?
A: Schools because there is a wide variety of choices.
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One day, inexplicably, my talking parrot started insulting me. He called me an idiot, a fool, a jerk, stupid, and a variety of other nasty names. I warned the squawker to cease, but to no avian avail. Fed up, I finally flipped the foul-mouthed feather-brain into the freezer...but after about 15 seconds, I relented and let him out.
"I'm so sorry," he declared! "I don't know what came over me, and realize I shouldn't have said those terrible things. I hope you can forgive me, and I promise never to do it again! By the way...what did the chicken do?" 🐔😂
There are more genders than there are cars in a Walmart parking lot.
Cheese, a beloved food item across the globe, has a rich history, diverse varieties, and significant nutritional value. Originating over 7,000 years ago, cheese has evolved from a method of preserving milk to a culinary staple enjoyed in countless dishes and cuisines.
The diversity of cheese is truly astounding. From the creamy Brie of France to the sharp Cheddar of England, the smoky Gouda of the Netherlands to the tangy Feta of Greece, each variety of cheese reflects the culture and geography of its origin. The process of cheese-making, while sharing a common foundation, varies greatly, resulting in differences in texture, flavor, and appearance. This diversity is a testament to human ingenuity and the rich tapestry of global food culture.
In terms of nutrition, cheese is a valuable source of protein, calcium, and vitamins such as B12. However, it's also high in fat and sodium, which means it should be consumed in moderation as part of a balanced diet. Despite this, the unique flavors and textures of cheese make it a cherished part of many people's diets.
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People of WJE! I’m officially announcing a one week break from this dearly beloved shithole of a site. I’m sorry to spring this on you all of a sudden, but I feel it’s necessary for a variety of reasons I’d rather not delve into right now. I’ll be back next Friday, but until then I will be completely off the site, no exceptions. I’ll be checking uwu consistently if anyone wants to talk to me, but I won’t come to the site if you ask me to. Have a great week everyone!
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thy mother has cheeks of the plumpest variety, allow me to clappeth them