Kill jokes
I tried to fight a razor. It cut me so deep I thought I would die.
Turns out he didn't kill me. I was never happy, but that shit made me angry.
Why didn’t the train kill nine families of four?
Because he had no loco-MOTIVE. AHAHAH
*America shoots down balloon*
China: "You killed an innocent man!!"
USA: "What?!"
China: "Yes, he was a famous sumo wrestler."
What'd the farmer say when a coyote killed and ate his rooster?
"No, you ate my cock!"
I killed a man in '94.
Memes
Kill the commies
Person: You can't kill an orphan!
Me: What are they going to do, go tell their parents?
What would you do if you were killed?
They killed a whole family of crows... It was a murder!
They killed a bunch of ravens... What a conspiracy!
How does a skeleton kill a bug?
They SOCKET!
Imagine losing your child in WW2 and your son fucking respawns, so you tell him off for not getting enough kills.
Ricardo Medina, one of the former red Power Rangers, pleaded guilty to killing his roommate with a sword.
She left, and now I support women's rights. I will kill her.
I'll kill a bitch like the policeman did to that white woman. He chopped her up and put her in the woods, the suck fuck.
Ms. Norsworthy's chompers are so big they killed a kid once.
When you throw your peanut butter sandwich at the nut allergy table: 25+ kill streak!
How many innocent succulents have been brutally killed by people trying to cure their depression?
I killed my cat.
You have five seconds to kill me. 1... 2... 3... 4... Thank you. I can rest now. WAIT, HOW AM I TALKING?????????????????????
A person told an orphan to not move; otherwise, they would kill their parents. What did the orphan do?
It danced its a** off.
Don’t kill the Earth, it’s the only one with beer.