Kill jokes
How many innocent succulents have been brutally killed by people trying to cure their depression?
I killed my cat.
What do Hitler's gas "shower" and guns have in common? They both kill someone.
"Wubba Lubba Dub Dub" is one way to describe how my inner child acts, but yesterday I killed them. Now I hear "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," I’m drowning in the tub.
Imagine losing your child in WW2 and your son fucking respawns, so you tell him off for not getting enough kills.
I was reading this in class and laughed at loud, i had to clear all my history of jokes
Ricardo Medina, one of the former red Power Rangers, pleaded guilty to killing his roommate with a sword.
I'll kill a bitch like the policeman did to that white woman. He chopped her up and put her in the woods, the suck fuck.
She left, and now I support women's rights. I will kill her.
Ms. Norsworthy's chompers are so big they killed a kid once.
When you throw your peanut butter sandwich at the nut allergy table: 25+ kill streak!
A person told an orphan to not move; otherwise, they would kill their parents. What did the orphan do?
It danced its a** off.
You have five seconds to kill me. 1... 2... 3... 4... Thank you. I can rest now. WAIT, HOW AM I TALKING?????????????????????
Don’t kill the Earth, it’s the only one with beer.
Which is redder: a baby or a red car? It depends on how the baby was killed!
How does a skeleton kill a bug?
They SOCKET!
Want to know something? Jason and Michael Myers had to watch their family while they have to live forever. That's why they kill; they're trying to make people experience what they did.
Why didn’t the train kill nine families of four?
Because he had no loco-MOTIVE. AHAHAH
How do you make a mime cry?
You kill his family right in front of his stupid face.
Why did the pencil want to kill himself?
He had no point in life.
I tried to fight a razor. It cut me so deep I thought I would die.
Turns out he didn't kill me. I was never happy, but that shit made me angry.