i killed my cat
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they killed a whole family of crows.. it was a murder!... they killed a bunch of ravens..what a conspiracy!!
imagine losing your child in WW2 and your son fucking respawns, so you tell him off for not getting enough kills
I was spending my holiday in Paris with my gf. As we were walking near the city, a meteor hit and killed my gf. Forensics did an autopsy on the corpse and concluded that someone missed a pen and hit my gf from the psg training ground. SHAME ON YOU PESSI FOR RUINING MY LIFEđ¤ŹđĄ
My Grandpa Killed 30 Air-Force Pilots in WW2. He was a very bad mechanic.
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how many innocent succulents have been brutally killed by people trying to cure their depression
Why didnât the train kill nine families of four?
Because he had no loco-MOTIVE AHAHAH
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hitler is a national hero he killed hitler... oh wait
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i cant believe my friends.they killed themselves without me
How did the inkjet printer kill himself?
He drank cyan-ide.
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Gwen just take Tj as ur boy friend gah just do it so he won't kill him self! prince will be fine without u!
Whatâs the best Marvel villain song EVER?........ It Was Agatha All Along!!! *gasp* And I killed Sparky too. *laughs manically*
why did the chicken cross the road, to become road kill
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Osama binladin
Got like 2,997 kills damn thats a new record
