Kid

Kid jokes

Terrorism

What do parents feeding their kids and terrorists have in common?

“Here comes the airplane!”

Emo

Q: How do you make an emo kid happy?

A: Give them a Happy Meal.

Emo kid

What’s the difference between a leaf and an emo kid falling out of a tree? The leaf reaches the ground.

Memes

Lesbian

How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb? None, they can't change anything.

I am just kidding, you know gay jokes aren't funny, come on guys.

Leaf

A leaf and an emo kid fall from a tree, who made it to the floor first?

The leaf. The emo kid was caught on a rope.

School

When you get suspended from school for giving the deaf kid AirPods for his birthday.

Hospital

I went to the mental hospital. I asked one of the kid what its favorite animal was. They said a bird. I asked for a reason. It's because they both jump off roofs.

Class

I asked my class what comes before 47. Everyone said 46, except for the quiet kid who said, "AK."

Emo kid

How is an emo kid’s wrist like Pink Floyd?

It’s all shitty until you reach the final cut.

Lamp

I threw a lamp at an emo kid and told him to lighten the f*ck up.

Democracy

To teach kids about democracy, I let them vote on dinner. They picked tacos.

Then I made pizza because they don’t live in a swing state.

Water

What was the African kid with water called...? The lucky one. 😭😭

Light Bulb

How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they just sit in the dark and cry.

Benefit

Was drinking in a bar with this girl when I suddenly blacked out. The next morning I received a letter saying they are processing my child benefits application, dafaq? I never had kids.