Kid jokes
There were 1 mom and 3 kids. The first kid comes up and asks, "Why is my name Daisy?" The mom says, "Because when you were born a daisy fell on your head." The second kid asks their mom, "Why is my name Butterfly?" The mom says, "Because when you were born a butterfly landed on your head." Then the third kid yells, "Ahjoejienfkef." The mom says, "Shut up, Brick!"
What did the Asian parents say when they had a disabled kid?
Sum ting wong.
If an Indian kid is conceived in incest, would that make them OMbred?
A kid milks a cow and goes to school and tells his friends, "I milked a cow, and it took awhile for it to warm up." His brother came over and said, "We don't have cows, we have bulls."
So little Susie came home and said, "Mom, little Johnny showed me his pecker."
And her mom said, "WHAT?!"
And little Susie was like, "Yeah, it reminded me of a peanut." Her mom said, "Oh, because it was so small?"
Susie said, "No, because it tasted salty."
Why did the emo kids stop going to their favorite tree?
It died before them.
Kid: Dad, what's an orphan?
Dad:
What do you say to a depressed special kid?
“Why so down?”
A depressed kid takes a drink of water and someone takes it and takes a drink. "Oh come on, the train stopped, the rope broke, I couldn't get on the building, the gun was empty, the knife was dull, the bridge was too low, and the cliff was nonexistent, and now you took the poison!"
"I'm the big man, catching the kids in my big van." - Ben 2021
Why does that kid have to stay in that orphanage?
He should just go to his mom and dad!
When the school shooter enters the classroom and it's the quiet kid's dad.
You've probably heard this one before, but screw it.
What's the difference between Jesus Christ and the kid I just killed?
Jesus Christ probably died a virgin.
A normal kid brings an MP3 to school.
A rich kid brings an MP4 to school.
A quiet kid brings an MP5.
Remember kids, when you're angry, burn down an orphanage. Then they'll really be living the hard knock life.
This one kid never stands up for the pledge of allegiance, and I'm tired of it.
Today, I push him out of his wheelchair.
What did the kid with Parkinson's drink for breakfast?
Milkshake.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There were two when we were kids, but now it’s a touchy subject.
What do you call an autistic kid that’s good at art?
Artistic.
This one kid I knew had Down syndrome, and he turned a mirror upside down trying to get rid of it.