Kid jokes
That awkward moment when a fat kid says, “That’s how I roll.”
How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb? None, they can't change anything.
I am just kidding, you know gay jokes aren't funny, come on guys.
A leaf and an emo kid fall from a tree, who made it to the floor first?
The leaf. The emo kid was caught on a rope.
When you get suspended from school for giving the deaf kid AirPods for his birthday.
When you're having a normal day at school, but then...
"All the other kids with the pumped up kicks"
Memes
I went to the mental hospital. I asked one of the kid what its favorite animal was. They said a bird. I asked for a reason. It's because they both jump off roofs.
A priest walks into a bar, immediately orders the kids' menu.
What’s the difference between Isaac Newton and the kid I kidnapped?
Isaac Newton died a virgin.
I asked my class what comes before 47. Everyone said 46, except for the quiet kid who said, "AK."
What’s an emo kid's favorite wood working tool? A chop saw!
How is an emo kid’s wrist like Pink Floyd?
It’s all shitty until you reach the final cut.
When I saw a kid fall with no legs, I said, "Just walk it off!"
I threw a lamp at an emo kid and told him to lighten the f*ck up.
To teach kids about democracy, I let them vote on dinner. They picked tacos.
Then I made pizza because they don’t live in a swing state.
What was the African kid with water called...? The lucky one. 😭😭
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they just sit in the dark and cry.
Was drinking in a bar with this girl when I suddenly blacked out. The next morning I received a letter saying they are processing my child benefits application, dafaq? I never had kids.
Bro, I’m so pissed. There is always that one kid in the class who the teacher helps. I hate that guy in the wheelchair.
Some people say I'm rude, but I think I'm pretty nice because the other day I saw this kid crying on the road and I asked him where his parents were. I just love looking at an orphanage.
I pushed a disabled kid down a busy road and yelled out, "Mario Kart!"