Kid jokes
To start, I'm a big fella in size.
I saw a skinny guy act like Santa, so I went over to him. "You can't pull that off," I said. He said, "Then you try it." He gave me the Santa suit, and I dressed up. He walked by and saw me with 45 kids in line to sit on my lap and tell me what they wanted for Christmas.
This guy in a trench coat walks up to a kid, opens the trench coat and has glasses inside.
He says to the kid, “Hey kid, want some extra-see?”
When a woman decides to abort, it is called a decision, but when I run my truck into a playground of kids, it is called murder.
Kid: I want to be Batman.
Okay, when he gets home, his parents are dead.
Why didn't the kid cancer patients like his joke?
He said, "You'll understand when you get older!"
Memes
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There were two when we were kids, but now it’s a touchy subject.
School would be a lot different if the quiet kid had an RPG.
What do parents feeding their kids and terrorists have in common?
“Here comes the airplane!”
Q: How do you make an emo kid happy?
A: Give them a Happy Meal.
One day a man buys a rope to commit suicide, but his friend stops him.
They go to a school with lots of happy kids. The guy feels better after a mag.
I got suspended for telling the emo kid to hang in there.
What is common with dark humor and unvaccinated kids?
Neither do ever grow old.
What do you call a kid laying down in the classroom? Kill confirmed.
What do you call three kids laying down in the classroom? Kill streak.
What do Michael Jackson and a plastic bag have in common?
They both are plastic and like kids.
That awkward moment when a fat kid says, “That’s how I roll.”
What’s the difference between a leaf and an emo kid falling out of a tree? The leaf reaches the ground.
How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb? None, they can't change anything.
I am just kidding, you know gay jokes aren't funny, come on guys.
What was the African kid with water called...? The lucky one. 😭😭
When I saw a kid fall with no legs, I said, "Just walk it off!"
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they just sit in the dark and cry.