Kid jokes
What does a bullied kid say during a game of Kahoot?
"I'd like to Kahoot up this school."
Little Johnny brings his cat to school, and then the teacher asked him why. Little Johnny says, "Because I heard my dad tell my mom I'm going to eat that pussy up when the kids leave!"
Are you a school? Because I want to shoot kids inside you.
What’s the difference between an emo kid and a dead pig?
Suicide squad.
I saw a kid crying in the corner of the room and I said, "Are you OK? Where are your parents?" and he started crying even more.
I love working in an orphanage.
Sadly, blind jokes are cruel. A kid at my school was punched the other day for being blind.
Sadly, he didn't see it coming.
What do you call a virgin kid locked in a room with a pedophile? Past tense.
Welcome to Dave's orphanage. You make 'em, we take 'em!
I spat on a blind kid and told him it was raining.
Taking an emo kid grocery shopping does have its perks.
You get to scan their wrists for discounts!
I went up to a kid and asked, "Are you an orphan?" They said, "Yes, what gave me away?" I said, "Your parents."
What do you call an epileptic kid on cocaine?
An earthquake.
To start, I'm a big fella in size.
I saw a skinny guy act like Santa, so I went over to him. "You can't pull that off," I said. He said, "Then you try it." He gave me the Santa suit, and I dressed up. He walked by and saw me with 45 kids in line to sit on my lap and tell me what they wanted for Christmas.
This guy in a trench coat walks up to a kid, opens the trench coat and has glasses inside.
He says to the kid, “Hey kid, want some extra-see?”
Kid: I want to be Batman.
Okay, when he gets home, his parents are dead.
Why didn't the kid cancer patients like his joke?
He said, "You'll understand when you get older!"
I told a kid in a wheelchair that he should use his rocket league booster.
House parties are like churches: there's always an underage kid getting fucked somewhere.
Kid #1: You're adopted.
Kid #2: At least they wanted me.
Kid #1: Did your real parents want you?
Called a homeless kid 'Spider-Man' because he had no way home.