what was the african kid with water called..? The lucky one, đđ
Why canât you tell a funny joke to a wheelchair kid because he just rolls with the joke
My kids told me to have a good day, so I left them to their own devices and hoped for the best.
What do you call a kid laying down in the classroom Kill confermed
What do you call 3 kids laying down in the classroom Kill streak
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Kid knock knock orphan whoâs there kid not your parents
Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar, just kidding.
To teach kids about democracy, I let them vote on dinner. They picked tacos. Then I made pizza because they donât live in a swing state.
Me:whats yellow and cant swim?
My sister: What??
Me:a school bus filled with kids
What time is it when youâre kids stay home đĄ from school? Say no more
Kid: where do i put this ppr? teacher: i already said go ask ur neighbors. Kid: Ok *walks home to his neighbors house* Kid: hey neighbor i didn't know where to put this ppr and my teacher said to ask you do you know? Neighbor: no sorry i dont kid: okay bye! *kid walks back to school.* kid: teacher my next door neighbor didn't know. teacher: uhh you went home?! kid: yes you told meh to! teacher: i meant at school! kid: ohhhhhh! teacher: DUH!
To start im a big fella in size.
I saw a skinny guy act like Santa so I went over to him. "You can't pull that off" I said. He said "then you try it". He gave me the Santa suit and I dressed up. He walked by and saw me with 45 kids in line to sit on my lap and tell me what they wanted for Christmas.
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funny jokes are like kids with autism. they have special needs to make them.
VOTING QUARTERFINAL 1: LIKE: When the school shooter is about to leave your classroom and the autistic kidâs sketchers light up. DISLIKE: When the school shooter finds you and you think youâre gonna die but he remembers the time you gave him a pen. đ
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I saw a kid wearing tatty rags on a curb so I asked "are you an orphan?" "Yes" he replied "what gave me away?" He asked "your parents" I said.
One day every kid at the orphanage got coal for Christmas. It was the second worst day of there lives.
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A kid goes in to a restaurant without parents and a waitress came up and said you have to leave this is a family restaurant
i saw some kid following me some i toled him to go back to his family orphan: what famliy
