Kid

Kid jokes

Lesbian

How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb? None, they can't change anything.

I am just kidding, you know gay jokes aren't funny, come on guys.

Leaf

A leaf and an emo kid fall from a tree, who made it to the floor first?

The leaf. The emo kid was caught on a rope.

School

When you get suspended from school for giving the deaf kid AirPods for his birthday.

Hospital

I went to the mental hospital. I asked one of the kid what its favorite animal was. They said a bird. I asked for a reason. It's because they both jump off roofs.

Memes

Class

I was reading this in class and laughed at loud, i had to clear all my history of jokes

A yellow minion with one eye and blue overalls stands on the left. To the right, there is a text that begins: "What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals..." and continues with a long, aggressive monologue.

Kidnapping

What’s the difference between Isaac Newton and the kid I kidnapped?

Isaac Newton died a virgin.

Class

I asked my class what comes before 47. Everyone said 46, except for the quiet kid who said, "AK."

Emo kid

How is an emo kid’s wrist like Pink Floyd?

It’s all shitty until you reach the final cut.

Lamp

I threw a lamp at an emo kid and told him to lighten the f*ck up.

Democracy

To teach kids about democracy, I let them vote on dinner. They picked tacos.

Then I made pizza because they don’t live in a swing state.

Water

What was the African kid with water called...? The lucky one. 😭😭

Light Bulb

How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they just sit in the dark and cry.

Benefit

Was drinking in a bar with this girl when I suddenly blacked out. The next morning I received a letter saying they are processing my child benefits application, dafaq? I never had kids.

Wheelchair

Bro, I’m so pissed. There is always that one kid in the class who the teacher helps. I hate that guy in the wheelchair.

Orphanage

Some people say I'm rude, but I think I'm pretty nice because the other day I saw this kid crying on the road and I asked him where his parents were. I just love looking at an orphanage.

Road

I pushed a disabled kid down a busy road and yelled out, "Mario Kart!"