Kid jokes
Why do emo kids wear hoodies all the time?
Because they are hiding stitches.
Top 1 best football player 🏈 in the world.
“The guy who tackles the Make-A-Wish kid!”
Why does Sophia have no ears? Her mom gave her, her first haircut.
Me: I want a PS5.
Dad: Alright, I will say no.
Kid goes to the kitchen.
Mom: What are you doing here?
Kid: Just checking out the knife.
Mom: So you've chosen death.
Memes
Q: What did the kid say as he tossed a chair to his neighbor's house?
A: You're the chairman of the board!
Why are autistic kids a stupid, brainless, special freak?
Kids- it's time for Dora.
Kids- YAY!
Nick Jr. host- Today Dora is going on a big adventure with Grandma.
Swiper- Hello kids, I am trying to find my way to Diego's. Will you please help me?
Kids- Where's Dora?
Swiper- She's under cardiac arrest.
Kids- Poor Dora.
Everybody- SWIPER NO SWIPING!
Swiper - AH MAN!!
It’s like I always tell my kids:
"Two in the pink, one in the stink."
He's a Fortnite kid, haha!
If the genie from Aladdin was here, my three wishes would be for you to die, your kids to have a miserable life, and for everyone you love to die.
What is the difference between a human and a magic house to get to a tree and a house to get to the earth to get home 🏡? Day today I have to get my kids and oooooo.
What’s kid Among Us?
Sugoma dik!
Why do kids want to become cops? They want to find the guy who touched them.
What do boobs and toys have in common?
Kids end up playing with toys, but adults end up playing with boobs.
Stranger: Tries to kidnap a kid.
Kid: Runs home.
A few minutes later, the kid was in the back of the van...
If you know, you know.
Some bread teacher: What will Reddit be in a few years?
Dumb Kid: DEADit?
Bread Teacher: You get an FY for FUCK YOU!
Bread Teacher: It will be BREADit!
Student: Hah, that's VERY funny! Might as well go to DEADit so I can die of laughter.
Why did the van cross the road?
To get to the school for the little kids.
Stan Lee walked into a school one day.
Just kidding, he's fuckin dead :(
How old are you...? I don’t give a shit, stfu and get in ma van.
“NO NO NO”
I’ll give you some candy.
“Oh ok🤩”
Is crummy bears alright??